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lookin' at a thing in a bag 

1. This is something you do when you want someone wholly retarded and gullible to get drinks for you because you're too lazy to do it for yourself.

2. Something one aspires to be doing if they just wanna be a cool guy.
"Hey, guys, what'cha doin'?"
"Lookin' at a thing in a bag."

thing in a bag

noun. In the flash animated series of Homestar Runner cartoons, a non-existant wonder that Strong Bad uses by looking into a paper bag. Homestar Runner has hopes that he will someday be allowed to see the Thing In A Bag, and does errands for Strong Bad to curry his favor.
HS: What are you doing?

SB: Hanging out at The Stick, looking at a thing in a bag.

HS: Can I see?

SB: No. It's for me. And The Cheat. And Strong Mad.
thing in a bag by Marc February 24, 2004

a thing in the bag 

Its freakin awesome! You usually hang out by the stick looking at it while drinking drinks (preferably 2 reds, a blue, and an orange) and hanging out with some cool guys. But be careful, it may escape into the mountains.
What about the thing in the bag?... I mean... I think im a cool guy...

stick your head in there wiggle your ears and she still wont feel a thing

a woman(whore,slut) who is very loose.
wow, i'd like to do her! No you probably shouldn't you could stick your head in there wiggle your ears and she still wont feel a thing.

A sick thing to take pleasure in 

Yeah, ok, so you are watching. Great. That isn't what I said. That isn't how I felt about it fuck-face.
Hym "I mean according to swole neurologist it's not a sick thing to take pleasure in about a wildly traumatic childhood even with a stress response 10 times higher than that of someone who was actually involved you shit. Did you talk to you Q-Anon friends and family? Did you apologize for being a smug neurotic shit? No?"

Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest. 

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Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.