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get in dutch 

To get in trouble. American idiom. May be related to "Dutch uncle."
I'm afraid I'll get in dutch because of my screw-up.
get in dutch by AncientGeek April 7, 2021

put my french bread in your dutch oven 

Having oral sex.
Can i put my french bread in your dutch oven?

Searing the meat in the Dutch oven 

When spooning in bed naked and the woman sharts on the man’s junk and then proceeds to finish with the dutch oven
The night was a romantic night until she was searing the meat in the dutch oven.

Dutch in the Pants 

A negative term for a guy who is lacking sexually in terms of stamina, size, or performance.
"He was perfect, but I just couldn't date him because he was dutch in the pants."

"I got hot and heavy last night, but I was dutch in the pants and came after only 30 seconds."
Dutch in the Pants by Karynina September 17, 2011

Basting Her Turkey in a Dutch Oven

When you're really looking forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.
M: Did you get some back door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*

Dutch in the Nutch 

A guy who never wears his seatbelt and uses a carpet shampooer to clean his back.
Man that Dutch in the Nutch sure is funny.
Dutch in the Nutch by Big Vodka August 18, 2010
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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