When you're really looking
forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of
water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously
baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.
M: Did you get some back
door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me
dry afterward.
M: *fist
bump*