imprn 

Short for 'In My Pants Right Now'

As in, I want you imprn

Foley- " god i want you "
Otoole - " yeahh i want you... imprn! "

imprn by lolfoleyotoole4life June 3, 2010

Infinite Improbability Drive 

Even faster than light or even ludicrous speed, the Infinite Improbability Drive allows the fictional ship The Heart of Gold to go anywhere, no matter how improbable. Its description from the novel from which originates, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy":

"The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a few seconds; without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace. As the Improbability Drive reaches infinite improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe almost simultaneously. In other words, you're never sure where you'll end up or even what species you'll be when you get there. It's therefore important to dress accordingly. The Infinite Improbability Drive was invented following research into finite improbability which was often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess' undergarments leap one foot simultaneously to the left in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy. Many respectable physicists said they weren't going to stand for that sort of thing, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties."

"Wow, the Infinite Improbability Drive is really friggin' fast."

Infinite Improbability Drive by Kantankerous November 7, 2008

impractical jokers 

The Impractical Jokers is a show in which four friends, namely Brian 'Q' Quinn, Salvatore 'Sal' Vulcano , Joe Gatto and James 'Murr' Murray, challenge each other to do funny things with unsuspecting peoplead they record it on hidden cameras for the audience to lighten their mood and have a great laugh. They were originally from the Tenderloins troupe. They are the greatest people of all time. :)

Quinn: Sal is afraid of cats so as a punishment we have kept my cats as his house.
Sal: No way! I'm quitting the show Impractical Jokers. I've had enough.

impractical jokers by Impractical Jokers BQ April 9, 2015

Impractical Jokers 

A hidden camera TV show that contains scenes of graphic stupidity among four lifelong friends (Joe Gatto, Brian "Q" Quinn, James "Murr" Murray, Sal Vulcano) who compete to embarrass each other in front of random people who do not know that they are on a TV show.

Sal: "I... don't...like you."
Person: "Excuse me?"
Sal: "You are on a hidden camera show called Impractical Jokers!"

Impractical Jokers by kue serabi September 12, 2017

color me impressed 

A term that someone uses to say that they are impressed.

Person 1: I got straight A's on my report card
Person 2:Well Color Me Impressed, you are very smart

color me impressed by ClassicClock May 25, 2015

impressified 

The combination of the word "Impressed" and "Terrified"

Trevor: Did you hear about Ders with one match only, managed to burn down an entire Church while he was naked and tripping on acid during an afternoon service yesterday. Evan: "Fuck really? Wow man, i'm impressified!"

impressified by nqm January 15, 2017

Impractical jokers 

They are some of the best people they always make me smile and be happy

Joe Brian sal and murr are the funniest guys in impractical jokers.

Impractical jokers by Thequeen4200 January 2, 2017