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Implipping
A feeling of impatience caused by a strong desire to be with the person that you truly love.
It's a stage of deeply longing for something that you want when you know you must first wait.
It's a stage of deeply longing for something that you want when you know you must first wait.
Stuart wanted to be with Susie so badly, his implipping drove him to turn his life upside down just so that he could with her.
Implipping by Sharkey & Bubbles February 11, 2022
Implicittlow
Implicittlow by ISimpForAstolfo April 26, 2022
total scrotal implosion
A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.
total scrotal implosion by cusshinpushcushinpushin696969 February 28, 2011
The Implication
The feeling that something may go wrong for the girl you are trying to sleep with if she refuses
Note - nothing will happen to her it's just she doesn't know so she has to say yes
Note - nothing will happen to her it's just she doesn't know so she has to say yes
The Implication by The Golden God October 9, 2018
Implanon
A small, thin, hormonal contraceptive that is implanted under the skin and effective for up to three years. It was approved in July, 2006 by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.
Similar to Depo-provera, except instead of mega doses of hormones every 3 months, you get a small dose every day. Supposed to cause less side effects than depo. Supposedly the most effective birth control aside from pure abstinence.
Discreet, you can feel it after it's been implanted, but can't see it.
Similar to Depo-provera, except instead of mega doses of hormones every 3 months, you get a small dose every day. Supposed to cause less side effects than depo. Supposedly the most effective birth control aside from pure abstinence.
Discreet, you can feel it after it's been implanted, but can't see it.
Implanon by A man with no children August 16, 2007
Impliarrhea
When someone who suffers chronic diarrhea has an attack and is compelled to share updates by mentioning the episode in alternative terms.
Georgia: Had a great spicy dinner until Montezuma's revenge hit.
Aaron: thanks for sharing...that diarrhea update makes my day complete.
Georgia: excuse me, did I say diarrhea?
Aaron: ha, guess you had impliarrhea.
Aaron: thanks for sharing...that diarrhea update makes my day complete.
Georgia: excuse me, did I say diarrhea?
Aaron: ha, guess you had impliarrhea.
Impliarrhea by Callyourmom May 4, 2014
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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