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Imperia Online 

Imperia Online is a MMORTS. You own an "empire" you get each 1-2 minutes new supplies of wood and other resources even if you are not online. When you get online you can upgrade your buildings to generate more amounts of resources and also build barracks etc to get a bigger army. When you get a bigger army you can pillage other empires to gain even more resources or you can even conquer other players cities.
Guy 1: I'm playing Imperia Online, it's a web browsed MMORTS (explains like above)
Guy 2: That sounds exactly like Travian except that Travian is better and it has more features.
Imperia Online by Frej Schmitz December 9, 2008

great imperia

NO LORE! A mystical holiday, place, event, and even girl. Every 3-4 weeks, make sure you go.
Oh no, it’s the great imperia next Friday! Be prepared.
great imperia by higayo gladiator November 2, 2023

Great Imperia

A biweekly occurrence. Could be an event, a place, or even a girl. There is no lore, the Great Imperia just is always there. Make sure you prepare yourself.
Oh no, are you ready for the Great Imperia next Friday?
Great Imperia by higayo gladiator November 2, 2023

Sneering Imperialist

Someone who looks down upon pretty much anyone from any nation that did not take part in the colonial imperialism of the 1700-1800s. This essentially includes every large European nation, along with the United States. However this can include whatever nation is among the most prestigious, domestically peaceful, and powerful with a significant deal of international militaristic influence.
Grandpa: "Billy, have you heard tell of those savages in the middle east? Bloody awful lot, they are. If only they had submit to our colonial rule for a short while longer, we could have shown them the rule of law and perhaps some manners. They probably wouldn't be beheading good Briti..."

Billy's Friend: "What's he going on about now?"

Billy: "Don't mind grandpa, he's a bit of a sneering imperialist."

Imperial March

A theme from Star Wars so great and powerful that anyone who listens to it defecates instantly, similar to when the brown note is played, but for a different reason.
When Vader enters for the first time in Empire Strikes Back, the Imperial March causes me to instantly lose control of my bowels and completely soil myself.
Imperial March by Coach Klein July 30, 2009

Imperium of Man 

The Imperium of Man is the apex of human society, spanning the majority of the galaxy and consisting of many hundreds of trillions of Humans. Under the ever-seeing eye of the Emperor, it's military might is unmatchable and it's Imperial Guard and Space Marines are the finest fighting forces ever to be assembled. Xenos scum and heretical traitors fall by the thousands before it's mighty guns, it's terrifyingly powerful planet-killing fleets of starships, it's armoured tanks and troopers.
For the Imperium of Man! Charge you dogs!
Imperium of Man by Solar Macharius October 23, 2008