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Biweekly 

1. Occurring twice per week (this is true no matter what Dan or his English professor mom says. My mom was a book editor and she looked it up in the dictionary. I don't care that she originally thought it was definition #2. She found it in Merriam Webster, the dictionary Dan recommended).

2. (Occ.) Every two weeks.




The College of William and Mary's Flat Hat newspaper is published biweekly, allowing me to read it twice every week.

Because biweekly first and foremost means twice per week, I do not owe Dan any money.
Biweekly by Genius at English October 29, 2008
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Biweekly 

1. (Adj) A person or group whose sexuality is in question, or (specifically) whose sexual preference seems to fluctuate on a weekly basis.
Kelly: "Andrew, WTF? Why is Dave ignoring me and making out with a dude?!"
Andrew: "It's Sunday."
Kelly: "What is that supposed to mean? Last night we hooked up and he made all these homophobic remarks... and now all of a sudden he's gay?"
Andrew: "Yeah, didn't you know, Dave's biweekly."
Kelly: "Oh."
Biweekly by gogreenrhino August 14, 2011
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Biweekly-sex 

To order a prostitute after getting paid.
John has biweekly-sex. I figured after he would go to the brothel after getting paid.
Biweekly-sex by Kostbro October 14, 2023

biweeksly 

Biweeksly (adjective): Used to indicate that something occurs once every two weeks, as opposed to biweekly, which indicates that something occurs twice in one week. (This helps to resolve the issue of the otherwise ambiguous usage of the word biweekly.)
Person A: So the event is held biweeksly.
Person B: You mean biweekly?
Person A: No, the s is on purpose, it's supposed to indicate a plural of weeks, as in this event is held once every two weeks.
Person B: Oh! That's great! Because otherwise I was just going to have to ask you to clarify what you meant by biweekly!
biweeksly by Skyler Paige February 4, 2025
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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