imote

Imote is the game in which you poke your face into your friends to see who'll laugh first. Put you face into your friends, and then they will do the same, so your doing a sawing action with both your faces, the first one to burst into laughter loses XD

Imogen- hey kate wanna play imote?
Kate- ok
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Kate- hahahahahah
Imo- YOU LOSE!!!!!!

imote by just.a.whisper.in.a.tornado April 29, 2009

imoleayo

Imoleayo's are mostly light to others,they are lovely people who take out time to care for those around them,they love sport most especially football,they born of many talents and have a jovial way of doing things,most of their words are spoken through jokes but if you look into it vividly they are all words of wisdoms.

Girl 1: I am not myself for some days now
Girl 2: Get yourself an Imoleayo

imoleayo by Harry_Yhung4 February 3, 2020

imothate 

to mock someone's expected reaction, rather than something already said or done

a portmanteau of "hypothetically imitate"

"I can't wait to see my sister when she finds out who was with Mike last night"
"OH MY GAWD I TRUSTED YOU BITCH!"
"Hahaha that's great...even I can't imothate her that well"

imothate by atds March 19, 2008

imterestomg 

(adjective) an uncommon misspelling for the word "interesting"

"Oh imterestomg, I've never seen something that big before."
"That's what she said."

imterestomg by No_one_yet_everyone May 13, 2020

Flick of impotence 

The act of flicking one's erect penis consequently resulting in total flaccidity (loss of erection)

Tossy: "Hey guys quickly pass me a condom, the two whores in the next room are keen on a threesome with me!!"

*Soggy flicks tossan's penis*

Tossy: "Ouch what the fuck was that for? The whores are going to sleep soon and now im struggling to get it back up..."

Soggy: "You have just been hit with the flick of impotence!!"

Flick of impotence by gigi paks December 22, 2010

impotent rage 

A feeling of intense anger, anxiety, and panic over something/someone, coupled with a complete lack of power to do anything about it. Typically experienced by keyboard warriors when confronted on their most cherished ideals and beliefs.

Sufferers of Impotent Rage Syndrome may experience : dizziness, headaches, fainting, stress-eating, hair-loss, upset stomach, irritable bowel syndrome, grinding teeth down to short pointy nubs, threatening strangers online, and inability to perform sexually.

Dominic just sits at his computer all day throwing hysterical fits at people . He really should step away from his keyboard and let go of all that impotent rage, before it eats away at him.

impotent rage by LordHotPie May 15, 2019

Imogen Heap 

Perfection

Imogen Heap has been so inspiring to many aspiring artists. We thank her.

Imogen Heap by 4twolah_peel August 5, 2011