Imotep

The high priest who suffered the Hum-die- An unholy ancient punishment. He was awakened and cause a nasty sandstorm or two before getting Sc0ned by Brendan Fraiser and his shotgun.

Mummy: AHAHAHAHAHAHH
O'Connell: AHHHHHHHHH
"Chick Chick" "Bang!"
Lack of torso

by Xel'Naga April 4, 2005

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The masculine incarnation of an Egyptian totem pole that turns invisible when Jean stands exactly one nautical mile from Lord Scotland, to quote the BBC series "Look around you." Imhotep is closely related to the feminine totem-pole embodiment, Imogen, whose depiction appears in the sculptures of Imogen Stuart.

How tall is Imhotep? Unfortunately, Imhotep is invisible.

by Lord Scotland August 9, 2009

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Imote is the game in which you poke your face into your friends to see who'll laugh first. Put you face into your friends, and then they will do the same, so your doing a sawing action with both your faces, the first one to burst into laughter loses XD

Imogen- hey kate wanna play imote?
Kate- ok
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Kate- hahahahahah
Imo- YOU LOSE!!!!!!

by just.a.whisper.in.a.tornado April 29, 2009

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Dead carcass that occasionally appears, dressed as a Pokemon character on an escalator. This particular sub-species of the human race enjoys: dressing up as Michael Jackson, shouting "Hit it!" at random times and not giving up their seats on trains for elderly women. However, when tempted with apple pie and a tender and loving funky Kong, can create wonderous "my nama jef" memes.

Imhotep69: my nama-
Person: That type of humour isn't funny honestly can't you think if anything original

by Dramione_addiction_28 January 5, 2017

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