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The masculine incarnation of an Egyptian totem pole that turns invisible when Jean stands exactly one nautical mile from Lord Scotland, to quote the BBC series "Look around you." Imhotep is closely related to the feminine totem-pole embodiment, Imogen, whose depiction appears in the sculptures of Imogen Stuart.
How tall is Imhotep? Unfortunately, Imhotep is invisible.
Imhotep by Lord Scotland August 9, 2009
Imote is the game in which you poke your face into your friends to see who'll laugh first. Put you face into your friends, and then they will do the same, so your doing a sawing action with both your faces, the first one to burst into laughter loses XD
Imogen- hey kate wanna play imote?
Kate- ok
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kate- hahahahahah
Imo- YOU LOSE!!!!!!

Imhotep69 

Dead carcass that occasionally appears, dressed as a Pokemon character on an escalator. This particular sub-species of the human race enjoys: dressing up as Michael Jackson, shouting "Hit it!" at random times and not giving up their seats on trains for elderly women. However, when tempted with apple pie and a tender and loving funky Kong, can create wonderous "my nama jef" memes.
Imhotep69: my nama-
Person: That type of humour isn't funny honestly can't you think if anything original
Imhotep69 by Dramione_addiction_28 January 5, 2017
Imhotep is a name given to a man that preforms the most deeds, to the highest level of any gay male. He is the creator of the faggotism act.
And on this day Logan turned into Imhotep
Imhotep by Longshlong10 October 11, 2022

imotempest 

My girl likes to party all the time party all the time. IMOtempest
Sesh girl imotempest
imotempest by Popsinator March 26, 2022
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