Imotep
The high priest who suffered the Hum-die- An unholy ancient punishment. He was awakened and cause a nasty sandstorm or two before getting Sc0ned by Brendan Fraiser and his shotgun.
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Imhotep
The masculine incarnation of an Egyptian totem pole that turns invisible when Jean stands exactly one nautical mile from Lord Scotland, to quote the BBC series "Look around you." Imhotep is closely related to the feminine totem-pole embodiment, Imogen, whose depiction appears in the sculptures of Imogen Stuart.
Imhotep by Lord Scotland August 9, 2009
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Imote is the game in which you poke your face into your friends to see who'll laugh first. Put you face into your friends, and then they will do the same, so your doing a sawing action with both your faces, the first one to burst into laughter loses XD
Imogen- hey kate wanna play imote?
Kate- ok
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Kate- hahahahahah
Imo- YOU LOSE!!!!!!
Kate- ok
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Kate- hahahahahah
Imo- YOU LOSE!!!!!!
imote by just.a.whisper.in.a.tornado April 29, 2009
Imhotep69
Dead carcass that occasionally appears, dressed as a Pokemon character on an escalator. This particular sub-species of the human race enjoys: dressing up as Michael Jackson, shouting "Hit it!" at random times and not giving up their seats on trains for elderly women. However, when tempted with apple pie and a tender and loving funky Kong, can create wonderous "my nama jef" memes.
Imhotep69: my nama-
Person: That type of humour isn't funny honestly can't you think if anything original
Person: That type of humour isn't funny honestly can't you think if anything original
Imhotep69 by Dramione_addiction_28 January 5, 2017
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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