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When the lewdle is really hard and you need to get it before your hot ass girlfriend gives you top
Hold on bitch i this one’s an imorb, i know your gonna gluck my knob but give me a minute
imorb by CletusMcdeletus March 10, 2022
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Having sexual tension/undergoing sexual intercourse with garden gnomes. Can be used as an insult to call someone an "Imort".
That guy is such an Imort.. He might as well be fucking inanimate garden gnomes
They Imorted with the gnomes
Imort by Serotoninn January 3, 2021
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The people that stood in line for hours, paid for a phone that is locked into ATT signed a 2 year contract and paid 600 for the phone!!!!
Dude, have you seen the new Apple Phone that Steve got? Yeah, he paid $600 for it too, what an iMoron.
imoron by GregJJ September 17, 2007

Inorbant 

The word "ignorant" is merely defined as lacking knowledge. It doesn't mean "stupid" like people tend to think. For example: you travel to a foreign country where a "thumbs up" is an insulting gesture. You are ignorant to this fact and give your waiter a thumbs up when he asks how everything is. This doesn't mean you are stupid, you are just ignorant to the culture. Therefore, "ignorant" is an inorbant word because it has a bad connotation. Another example is the word "manipulative". This tends to have a bad connotation, however, manipulating a situation could be a good thing. Manipulative is another inorbant word - it is unfairly attached to a bad trait
Inorbant by squish722 March 11, 2022
Scottish slang for tomorrow morning
“What are you having for breakfast imorn”
Imorn by Drew peacock ( euan ) December 30, 2020

imortalz.net 

Best content creator ever he never misses and is a flex to be friends. He is better than any content creator out there and can easily carry anime Tik Tik but is to lazy to
Imortalz.net never misses
I heard that you like Macs, so we tuned your car to iMobile.
iMobile by Dimatra February 4, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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