United Illuminating
that United Illuminating can't seem to get my power back on in a decent period of time considering it didn't go out till an hour after the storm passed!!
United Illuminating by GodOfLinux September 1, 2011
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Asian illumination
noun:
1. flushing of the skin or redness in the cheeks caused by acetaldehyde buildup after drinking alcohol.
2. THAT DRUNK GLOW!
some background:
Acetaldehyde is a toxin produced from alcohol metabolism that causes flushing and many hangover symptoms. Some people take longer to break down acetaldehyde and experience symptoms for longer periods.
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1. flushing of the skin or redness in the cheeks caused by acetaldehyde buildup after drinking alcohol.
2. THAT DRUNK GLOW!
some background:
Acetaldehyde is a toxin produced from alcohol metabolism that causes flushing and many hangover symptoms. Some people take longer to break down acetaldehyde and experience symptoms for longer periods.
-AT bayBEE
Non-tomato: Hey, you look as red as a tomato! Got that Asian glow?
Tomato: Yeeep, got that Asian illumination! ;)
Tomato: Yeeep, got that Asian illumination! ;)
Asian illumination by Pap¡ May 15, 2016
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