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illisttration 

Someone typing "illustration" while simultaneously tripping acid and having a grand mal seizure. Or a Millennial who's turned off autocorrect doing the same.
typing sounds, followed by spastic thudding and Pink Floyd music or Anyone using more than one hashtag per day, posting their lunch to social media and wearing pants that look like they've shit themselves, trying to spell "illustration" but is tired of autocorrect constantly changing their pathetic excuse for a proper lexicon. Both are common sources of the abomination that is "illisttration" in email, text, facebook and forum posts.
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Dope Illustrations 

A group full of tooted up trucks that will guaranteed fuck your girlfriend and make your mom wet. They’ve got large cocks and will beat the shit out of you for talkin shit. DI run it!
“omg is that fivestar?” fuck no it’s dope illustrations bitchhhhhhhh

Dope illustrations 

A group of posers who are bitch made and think they’re stock troks are the best in the country. While most are clapped and daddy’s and mommy’s money.
what’s Dope illustrations? Bitch made ass niggas

illiteration 

The repetition of spelling mistakes in the consonant sounds of words.
"Sychologists pstudy sychology" is an example of illiteration
illiteration by Keneth Eng April 13, 2009

bad breath illiteration 

Definition: People who suffer from bad breath illiteration, are no longer intelligible to their interlocutors, since their bad breath is so intoxicating that the people with whom they are conversing lose their natural capacity to understand language.
"My dear old friend Coilliepik said that the above-mentioned definition was an overly long sentence, but due to him suffering from bad breath illiteration, I could not make anything of what he was saying and thought I was going to faint."

illiteration 

the use of illiteracy and general lack of knowledge of the english language to embarass oneself.
"I don't have a car. Your going to half to take me their."
"That was a horrifying display of illiteration. I hope you cry yourself to sleep tonight."

Dope illustrations 

A truck club with some fine ass men that drive some HARD ass trucks shittin on you and your pos!
Whats dope illustrations?
"Thats them loud clean trucks always drivin by in big groups"
Hey you tryna join stunna?

"bitch u got me fuuuuckedd up im in DI"
🎶STUNNA MAD STUNNA MAD🎶 -marshall evans