illiteration 

The repetition of spelling mistakes in the consonant sounds of words.

"Sychologists pstudy sychology" is an example of illiteration

illiteration by Keneth Eng April 13, 2009

illiteration 

the use of illiteracy and general lack of knowledge of the english language to embarass oneself.

"I don't have a car. Your going to half to take me their."
"That was a horrifying display of illiteration. I hope you cry yourself to sleep tonight."

illiteration by Pancho Industries, LLC May 4, 2006

Illiteration 

n. A failed attempt at reading or throwing shade.

Bianca Del Rio is a master at destroying those who commit egregious acts of illiteration.

Illiteration by HabeshaCurl80 January 25, 2015

illiteration 

When you use an alliteration but you are to stupid then its called an illiteration.

Oh your Illiteration, is so retarded!

illiteration by the allnoing June 25, 2018

bad breath illiteration 

Definition: People who suffer from bad breath illiteration, are no longer intelligible to their interlocutors, since their bad breath is so intoxicating that the people with whom they are conversing lose their natural capacity to understand language.

"My dear old friend Coilliepik said that the above-mentioned definition was an overly long sentence, but due to him suffering from bad breath illiteration, I could not make anything of what he was saying and thought I was going to faint."

bad breath illiteration by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 4, 2010

Alliteration 

In case you can't understand what the other definitions are saying, Alliteration is a literary technique where words with similar primary sounds are repeated.

The popular phrase "my fine feathered friend" utilizes alliteration.

Alliteration by ShAdOwZ March 17, 2009

alliteration 

Alliteration articulates an artistic approach aimed at annotating and arranging alphabetic accoutrements as alarmingly affective alignments. Alliteration allows aspiring authors abilities above average approaches. Alliterative adroitness accentuates accomplishments (an appealing aspect appalling artistic arrangements attempt abominably).

American athlete Adam Archuleta asphyxiating after an alliteration attack.

alliteration by Aaron Addler (James Bell) September 12, 2006