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acronym for 'I Look Forward To Killing You Soon', popularized by the online podcast Ask A Ninja.
hollaninja3: alright homeskillet peaceeeee
ninjafoshinja: yea yea ilftkys...
ilftkys by samjam February 3, 2008
Related Words
ilftl • Iftl • Iftlowuru • ilfil • ILFILF • ilfilfilf • ilftkys • ILTL • ILTLBFM • ILTLG
The texting acronym stands for, i feel the love. Its typically used in a sarcastic tone but could also be used otherwise.
“Heather said that you were an ugly snake.”
“Damn, iftl”
Iftl by Tengold June 3, 2019
(N.) Ift-low-woo-roo, Iftlowuru is a word meaning abstinence. Which means that you are refraining from indulging in either alcoholic beverages, drugs, and/or sexual intercourse.
I practice iftlowuru!

Iftlowuru is great!
Iftlowuru by Kevin PimpErnal April 12, 2008
I'd Like to Fuck I'd Like to Fuck
Face it, this is the last ILF that nobodies done.
ILFILF by Johnny Pseudonym April 11, 2005

iltlmaoay 

function; noun
origin; lmao

i love to laugh my ass off at you.
Kelly: So the other day, i was walking down the street when i slipped and fell on my bottom in front of this really hot guy. It was sooo embarassing.

Kelly: lmao

Lindsey: iltlmaoay too
iltlmaoay by lizkimkey August 23, 2006
I Love To Like Big Fat Milkers
Person 1: whats the dumbest acronym you could think of

Person 2: ILTLBFM
ILTLBFM by BL_Guacamole April 25, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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