ifno 

It’s fucking nice out

Wow bro we should go hiking IFNO right now

ifno by Bratlife December 26, 2018

Don't drink if no buy 

A phrase used by your local Indian gas station or conveinance Store's worker from Indian descent

Sir don't drink if no buy!

Don't drink if no buy by Indianworker402 January 27, 2017

if no fit, put spit 

the contemporary pidgin-hawaiian mantra of applying spit to a male's genitalia when it will not fit in a female's genitalia.

"Son...i would like to have a little talk with you about sex.

if no fit, put spit."

if no fit, put spit by Dr. Ren_Ayanami, Ph.D January 27, 2005

ifnotthecant 

A word truly made for the urban dictionary, used as another way to say no In a stupid way. Can also be used in a way that confuses people

Friend: wanna hangout?
You:IFNOTTHECANT.
Friend: ok.

ifnotthecant by Kycea February 15, 2020

ifnore 

The act of wondering if someone is ignoring you.

Stacy was really upset, she hadn't heard from Mike in days and she was beginning to ifnore him, but Mike wouldn't ignore her!

ifnore by Anna M. Osity August 29, 2023