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Dirty iguana

THe dirty iguana originates from the deep jungles of Beliz. It began as an ancient practice of men acquiring a mate without having to worry about another bastard trying to commandeer her. The man would carefully seduce the female and as she succumbed to the seduction she would spread her legs. Quickly the man would spin around 180 degrees and take a huge shit in her pussy. After this no other man would want to tap that. He would then save her and rinse off her vagina for later use. The Mexicans found a way around this however by practicing unbelievable amounts of buttfucking. The natives of Beliz became upset and started skeeting on any Mexicans entering their towns. They then chased them to the northern boarder but Trump had completed his wall and the Mexicans were trapped and drown in semen. The whites were safe and learned the ramifications of the Dirty Iguana.
Man that girl was so hot I gave her the Dirty Iguana and am gonna save her for later.
Dirty iguana by Dabien Toe April 26, 2017

Evil Iguana Productions 

An extremely funny youtube channel. They do spoofs of movie trailer, The Allen and Craig show which is a improvised show and other videos. It consists of 6 20-21 year old guys (allen, craig, joe, kyle, dan and lars) who live Illionis.
P1: Have you seen Evil Iguana Productions new video.
P2: No i dnt like them
P1:We cant be friends

beef iguana 

A scrotem that hangs to the floor, and pigs come and mung on it, while wanking to the mudford
beef iguana by Nutcrack October 6, 2015

Married Iguana 

Do you want to do the married iguana?

air the iguana 

Take a pee, with reference to the withdrawal of the penis from the pants for that purpose.
I've gotta go and air the iguana or I'll burst.
air the iguana by Bigglewade March 5, 2009
A ruggedly handsome guy with a penis ranging from 9 to 10 inches. He has an unusually high IQ of around 180 but his charm is second to none.

This applies to all people named Ieuan.
Person A: Who's that over there boning that girl to death whilst proving string theory's existence?
Person B: You don't know who he is?
Person A: No.
Person B: He's Ieuan!
Person A: Wow! I'm jealous!
Ieuan by Tom-Dick-and-Harry October 21, 2011