idiot.k

The funniest person in the world

“Have you heard of idiot.k?”
“Oh you mean the funniest person in the world?”

idiot.k by Jdbwnr June 27, 2021

The Idiot Kick 

The Idiot Kick is a phase in a relationship that happens three to six months in. The term first coined by Kevin Smith (Silent Bob) in Chasing Amy refers to what you'd be to actually leave someone at this point. The Idiot Kick as it stands is the time in a relationship when you begin feeling trapped subconscious or up front---It usually is subconscious and the point in a relationship where any small action your significant other does which is cute or you can put up with ends up driving you off the wall, it will haunt your every thought, and maybe your dreams. Any time you see the exit sign you'll want more than anything to just bolt like a convict escaping jail.

Although mainly evident in guys, The Idiot Kick does happen to women. The effect of The Idiot Kick is always the demise of a perfectly good, functioning relationship which will cause a person to regret ever doing that but it will always be too late. If a relationship can survive the Idiot Kick it will most likely survive past marriage. The Idiot Kick grows in a person's mind like a cancer, and can/will consume every part of them until they do something they regret. If a person were to put up with it long enough it would end in a grand catharsis, but most of the time the relationship ends before The Idiot Kick.

An example of The Idiot Kick is:

Your ex: "Well ok, so that was ex number one. Lets move on, see the next guy was..."

In your head you're thinking "well we all have several relationships, it's all cool."

Three months The Idiot Kick you thinks "JEEZ, She's such a little slut! That skank's probably cheating on me, little Brat!" and while at work all you can think about is her spreading her legs for another guy, and it gets to the point where you can hear the legs on the bed you imagine she had back then squeaking as they rock back on forth. The next time she mentions any other guy you yell some profanity at her and break up with her for no real reason.

The Idiot Kick by JohnsonThePerson May 25, 2013

idiot kid 

When you call someone an "idiot"(which is an adjective) but then also add in the "kid”(which seems like an adjective depending on how you describe it but it's really not). If you think about it it's not required

Soccer Player *scores in the goal 3 times*
Soccer Player:" You're really bad at being goalie."
Goalie:"At least I'm you're worse"
Soccer Player:"what I just scored on you idiot kid"

idiot kid by Sh4dowfall March 3, 2017

Idiots Doing K

An animated show that was masterfully crafted by the incredible warrior “Msmcoolman”

“Idiots Doing K is the best piece of media ever written”
“Frfr”

Idiots Doing K by Msmcoolman June 9, 2025

fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking 

urban dictionary likes mugs

urban dictionary: "Get the fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking mug."
someone: "okay okay stop"

fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking by BenSav February 14, 2022

how to keep an idiot entertained 

An old joke used all around the world. it says scroll down to learn how to keep an idiot entertained, then on the lower part scroll up....

clcik on the link to lean how to keep an idiot entertained

how to keep an idiot entertained by Weasel May 11, 2004

Known Idiot 

A person who is known for being wrong about everything that is worth having an opinion about.

If you have a plan you want to follow you should ask their opinion about the plan. If they hate it, then you should probably go ahead and implement the plan. If they love it, then you need to go back to the drawing board as your plan will have deficiencies that you haven't been able to see, but the Known Idiot will have detected and loved.

Programmer 1: John is our known idiot, can you ask him what he thinks of your software design before implementing it?
Programmer 2: I asked him already - he thought it was a great idea....so I'll throw that design away and start again, it's obviously full of bugs.

Known Idiot by Danack September 8, 2013