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iFucker someone who engages in sexual acts over instant message or video chats

iFucker someone who is addicted to Apple products

iFucker someone who fucks all the time and needs to fuck for sexual gratification, IE my girlfriend is an iFucker
That iFucker won't put his Apple iPhone down
ifucker by RedPortiaOne March 27, 2017

infucksicated 

The intoxicated feeling after having sex. Symptoms of which are slurred speech, trouble walking, and weak knees.
Last Saturday night I was so infucksicated I could barely get out of bed.
infucksicated by Getsomefairy January 22, 2008

Ifuckingloveyousofuckingmuchicantimaginemylifewithouyouyourewhatiwantedinmylifeyouyouyou 

One word to express your love to someone. And a proof for people who say it's not a word. Yes it does exist.
-Can you express your love for me with one word?
-Ifuckingloveyousofuckingmuchicantimaginemylifewithouyouyourewhatiwantedinmylifeyouyouyou
-what that's not a word
-in on urban dictionary so it is a word

ear infucktion 

ear infection, can't hear conversation, facetious of being deaf
Twat I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.
Can you cum a titty bit closer?
Ahh never mind I'll just finger it out for myself.

infuckingfected 

To be infuckingfected is to be infected personally or to have your computer infected and to be so fucking mad about it that you could burst a Goddamn blood vessel.
Argghhh! My fucking computer is infuckingfected!
infuckingfected by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

Ear Infucktion 

A sarcastic way of saying you aren't listening. Used in conjunction with "twat was that" and "cunt hear you".
Twat was that? I cunt hear you. I have a slut ear infucktion. Tits ok, I'll finger it out later.
Ear Infucktion by Otsego69 August 19, 2016