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"I ain't got a f**king clue."

Used in written communication (typically email, SMS) to express uncertainty, confusion or bewilderment - often with an element of frustration. Typically this is a consequence of failure by a third party to provide sufficient information, or total disbelief at how someone could be so completely inept.
Q: What's all this about?
A: IAGAFC

Q: How are we expected to work with this useless software?
A: IAGAFC

Q: How on earth did she land a job as head of department?
A: IAGAFC
IAGAFC by Makaliwanu November 4, 2009
Related Words
Iagan • iagaf • iaga • IAGAFC • Iagah • Iagaley • iagaoajalka • mr. iagaru
iagan has a monster schlong
A short midget, usually gay, has a great personality and is a very versatile person but people can’t seem to get around his height, no matter how perfect he may be
“Dude, im so sad, I can’t date iagan because he’s too short”
Iagan by One-punch-man June 27, 2019
" I accidently give a fuck" usually caused by receiving some kind of rejection. Due to the high hopes of getting a certain response but their response falls short of expectation you feel slightly offended/rejected for a short duration. Nothing a funny YouTube/comment/food can't fix :)
"Are you free today? "
"Why yes I am!"
"Do you want to study? "
"Umm .... *formulating some kind of excuse ...
"Geeezus if you just want to say no then just say it. "

2min later post on twitter:

Hence the term "crush" #iagaf

(If your usually a carefree person you accidently feel like you got rejected. )
iagaf by bbqq22 December 7, 2013
I.A.G.A.F. ~ I Actually Give A F!@#.

Opposite of IDGAF. Opposing the popular careless statement I Don't Give A F!@$ (which is a dying stupid trend like YOLO)

"Your ass is hang'in out your shorts"
"IDGAF"
"Well, I'm your best friend so I'm gonna tell you cause IAGAF"
Shawty: Don't throw ya garbage out the window!
BAE: IDGAF
Shawty: Well, IAGAF.
iagaf by Bonus_Bonasse April 23, 2015
to be unsociable, confused, and annoyed all at the same time
friend: why are you being so iagaley?
you: its been a long week, its the worst
Iagaley by theiagaleycrew January 12, 2018
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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