You: "Things were going so well. I called her twice a day, e-mailed and IM'ed her every five minutes, and gave up all my friends to hang out with her just to show her how much I cared. I honestly don't know what happened."
Dude1: Yo, did you print your English hw last night
Dude2: no dude i submitted through email, we were all supposed to Dude1: It's over, It's all over now