iputz
iputz by jeremy jackson March 29, 2008
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iputz • iCutz • Iputitall • Iputmywienerinacatitis • iputsocksonmyfeet • iputthatnewfaugyonthejeep • Iputthewateron • Ntiasaahmlgftudailttamjsrtityhibtpoatcba iwpbarotpwwismomdcomracaassbootswacogwwutngsmtimnigiolfammgsssymwyaauiba Iwfacawicntlpsfaihditmiaicstcwrbitnfiyhtba Iputthasoeaiyttcyhsylilamkiwfttsomtatpoba • i put both • I-putated
Ntiasaahmlgftudailttamjsrtityhibtpoatcba iwpbarotpwwismomdcomracaassbootswacogwwutngsmtimnigiolfammgsssymwyaauiba Iwfacawicntlpsfaihditmiaicstcwrbitnfiyhtba Iputthasoeaiyttcyhsylilamkiwfttsomtatpoba
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air”
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said “Fresh” and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, “Nah, forget it”
– “Yo, home to Bel-Air”
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie
“Yo home smell ya later”
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air”
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said “Fresh” and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, “Nah, forget it”
– “Yo, home to Bel-Air”
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie
“Yo home smell ya later”
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
Used as an acronym for the Prince of bel-air theme song.
"Ntiasaahmlgftudailttamjsrtityhibtpoatcba iwpbarotpwwismomdcomracaassbootswacogwwutngsmtimnigiolfammgsssymwyaauiba Iwfacawicntlpsfaihditmiaicstcwrbitnfiyhtba Iputthasoeaiyttcyhsylilamkiwfttsomtatpoba"
"What is that?"
"The fresh prince of bel-air theme song"
"Ntiasaahmlgftudailttamjsrtityhibtpoatcba iwpbarotpwwismomdcomracaassbootswacogwwutngsmtimnigiolfammgsssymwyaauiba Iwfacawicntlpsfaihditmiaicstcwrbitnfiyhtba Iputthasoeaiyttcyhsylilamkiwfttsomtatpoba"
"What is that?"
"The fresh prince of bel-air theme song"
Iputthewateron
Iputthewateron by Zia/Dinuts September 23, 2019
iputsocksonmyfeet
iputsocksonmyfeet by Chibiiwa May 9, 2021
Iputmywienerinacatitis
Iputmywienerinacatitis by Teagan.B March 17, 2022
Iputitall
First Definition:
'Iputitall' is God's congratulatory term that is said after major acomplishments. 'Iputitall' is also used by Vampire & Witch Covens alike when they get reunited with long lost loved ones after surviving Cataclysms from forces darker than their own existence. Cataclysms include getting genitals cut off in private spiritual realms known as "ITS", or getting 'Witched' after blindly signing a spiritual contract that sends you to an 'IT' Realm whose force is invisible to the naked Eye but physically solid and can attack the physical body and causing burning sensations of the Feet, leaving physical scratches on the Skin or even being forced to merge with IT while IT drains All spiritual Energy in the Body.
Second Definition:
A Nudist Colony.
'Iputitall' is God's congratulatory term that is said after major acomplishments. 'Iputitall' is also used by Vampire & Witch Covens alike when they get reunited with long lost loved ones after surviving Cataclysms from forces darker than their own existence. Cataclysms include getting genitals cut off in private spiritual realms known as "ITS", or getting 'Witched' after blindly signing a spiritual contract that sends you to an 'IT' Realm whose force is invisible to the naked Eye but physically solid and can attack the physical body and causing burning sensations of the Feet, leaving physical scratches on the Skin or even being forced to merge with IT while IT drains All spiritual Energy in the Body.
Second Definition:
A Nudist Colony.
First Definition:
"After spending an entire Day in 'IT' I had 'Not For All' carved into my Forehead, Dragon Eggs protruding out my Back along with Wings that turned into Life sucking Gargoyles then a Dinosaur Tail, my Knee spiritually shattered and 'Gay IT' Copies of my Niece and Nephew biting into my Eyes."
God: "Iputitall"
Second Definition:
I would go to 'Iputitall' but I'm not sure because I ain't White.
"After spending an entire Day in 'IT' I had 'Not For All' carved into my Forehead, Dragon Eggs protruding out my Back along with Wings that turned into Life sucking Gargoyles then a Dinosaur Tail, my Knee spiritually shattered and 'Gay IT' Copies of my Niece and Nephew biting into my Eyes."
God: "Iputitall"
Second Definition:
I would go to 'Iputitall' but I'm not sure because I ain't White.
Iputitall by Witch's IT May 7, 2023
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