iParanoia

when you are in public (espicially in a school hallway) and embarrasing music comes on and your music is loud and to the fear of others hearing you lower to unaudible sound or change song immediatly

Mike: i was going to algebra and my ipod was up all the way when shania twain man i feel like a women came on and i got total iParanoia and had to lower it ALOT
Barthelamuel: I got iParanoia with barbie girl its ok i just changed it though

iParanoia by broadway bobby February 16, 2009

scantron paranoia 

the feeling one experiences when taking a test on a scantron and getting the same answer multiple times in a row; applies to students

I got five B's in a row on my scantron, one of them HAD to have been wrong. I hate scantron paranoia.

scantron paranoia by iCoinedThat1199 December 28, 2009

Boner Paranoia 

When you have a boner and everything looks fuckable (extremely horny)

Bro, I have boner paranoia. I'm so down to fuck my 45 year old Hispanic house keeper.

Boner Paranoia by Martin Luber King October 21, 2016

Peter Paranoia 

One who will make false accusations about people and be unable to back them up.

They will convince themselves that the accusations are real, and will never admit that it was made up.

Peter Paranoia claimed that Joe was stealing all of his tools from his shed, then Peter Paranoia accused somebody of urinating in his chocolate biscuits and lemonade.

What a cuckoo!

Peter Paranoia by meds4u January 15, 2010

last.fm paranoia 

Stopping an embarrassing song right before the halfway point so that it won't scrobble and show on your last.fm profile.

Alice: I had better stop this K-pop song; it's at 2:04 and the song is 4:25.
Bob: Sounds like you've got last.fm paranoia.

last.fm paranoia by Clayffer Johanson August 16, 2010

webmd paranoia

when you become paranoid because webmd matched your symptoms with an incurable disease, usually cancer.

guy 1: whats wrong man? you seem to be acting like your about to die
guy 2: i have a headache that has been going for weeks and when i looked on webmd i apparently have a brain tumor
guy 1: you just have a case of webmd paranoia

webmd paranoia by wangodango August 21, 2012

Pandemic Paranoia 

An “over the top” response to the Covid-19 Pandemic that causes a person to take what appears to be extreme measures.

Sadly, her Pandemic Paranoia was so entrenched that she could not venture out into the world without making a complete fool of herself!

Pandemic Paranoia by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020