imparanoid 

The act of making an impaired judgement because of paranoia.

Guy 1 "What's wrong with Josh and Gage?"
Guy 2 "Oh they're just being imparanoid."
Guy 1 "What?"
Guy 2 "Yeh, they keep calling and texting their gf's because they think something is wrong."

paranoid impaired

imparanoid by JoshBlair259 December 31, 2009

Impanoid 

A living thing that has eight legs and does not have a functioning brain.

Ian is an Impanoid because he can't do simple math.

Dreamy_TM is an Impanoid because he is bad at making content.

Impanoid by Dreamy_TM March 5, 2019

iParanoia

when you are in public (espicially in a school hallway) and embarrasing music comes on and your music is loud and to the fear of others hearing you lower to unaudible sound or change song immediatly

Mike: i was going to algebra and my ipod was up all the way when shania twain man i feel like a women came on and i got total iParanoia and had to lower it ALOT
Barthelamuel: I got iParanoia with barbie girl its ok i just changed it though

iParanoia by broadway bobby February 16, 2009