imparanoid 

The act of making an impaired judgement because of paranoia.

Guy 1 "What's wrong with Josh and Gage?"
Guy 2 "Oh they're just being imparanoid."
Guy 1 "What?"
Guy 2 "Yeh, they keep calling and texting their gf's because they think something is wrong."

paranoid impaired

imparanoid by JoshBlair259 December 31, 2009

Impanoid 

A living thing that has eight legs and does not have a functioning brain.

Ian is an Impanoid because he can't do simple math.

Dreamy_TM is an Impanoid because he is bad at making content.

Impanoid by Dreamy_TM March 5, 2019

iParanoia

when you are in public (espicially in a school hallway) and embarrasing music comes on and your music is loud and to the fear of others hearing you lower to unaudible sound or change song immediatly

Mike: i was going to algebra and my ipod was up all the way when shania twain man i feel like a women came on and i got total iParanoia and had to lower it ALOT
Barthelamuel: I got iParanoia with barbie girl its ok i just changed it though

iParanoia by broadway bobby February 16, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008