iFection

A virus that affects exploits the Mac OS.

I was trying to finish editing my movie about Amish skate punks when my MacBook got an iFection and crashed, losing a night's worth of work.

by GregJH January 27, 2008

yeet infection

When you have a yeet infection you become the meme Lord. It only occurs in 1 in every 10 million bois. If you have a yeet infection you will constantly secrete outdated memes out of the region of infection.

James: I have a yeet infection.
Jeff: how can you tell?
James: Damn Daniel, where'd you get them white vans?
Jeff: what?
James: *dabs*

by Bellendoos June 8, 2018

tune infection

when a (usually bad) tune gets stuck in your head, and won't go away.

" I never go bowling anymore, for fear that I'll get a tune infection by some hideous '70's song!"

by sandspit April 11, 2010

Public Display of Infection

A public incident which subjects others to one's own germs/ diseases.

"That guy made no effort whatsoever to cover his sneeze. That was a total Public Display of Infection."

by Pepe-Ramón September 30, 2007

Listerine infection

Listerine infection refers to a medical condition caused by the excessive use of listerine or similar antiseptic solutions used to maintain oral hygiene. Its symptoms include a rise in temperature, walking sideways, stalking your exes new girlfriend, a bitter taste in your mouth, cardiac insufficiency and apoplectic stroke like symptoms. If you notice any of the before mention symptoms immediately stream “Becky’s so hot” by Fletcher and presave her debut album “girl of my dreams”.

Listerine infection is a bad taste - Fletcher

I heard Cari has a bad listerine infection

by Fletcherssohot July 28, 2022

One Direction Infection

One direction Infection is only the best illness ever
Symptoms -
Excess Drooling, fainting and a major love for one direction; Harry styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan.

Girl: Do you have bieber fever?
Shannon Fowler: No, i have one direction infection!
Girl: omg, me too!
Shannon Fowler: I love them!

by Shannonloves1D January 23, 2011

some sort of an infection from shaving or something

This is genital herpes.

I went to the dermatologist today and my face is breaking out from herpes. Turns out it was some sort of an infection from shaving or something.

by Doctor Chivago March 7, 2008