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"WELCOME TO KICK JUMPER ALLIANCE" - iEvor after his Center fortress in Rise of Kingdoms being destroyed, February 3rd, 2022
iEvor is stupid - random RoK player
iEvor by Warlock138 February 6, 2022
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A person who gets extremely stressed about his name being said wrong, but has the cutest smile and is the kindest person you'll ever meet! He will always do you favours and if anyone is bothering you, especially another male, he will set them all straight. You are his main priority. He is shy at first but when you get to know him he's really loud. He is the best person ever an if you ever meet an Ivor, never, ever let him go! He is very athletic and loves sports as football and basketball. In addition to this, he likes videogames, but he isn't obsessed like all those other boys out there. All the girls throw themselves at him, and he rejects them all except you. He puts you before anyone and anything else! He will text you at the middle of the night just to check you're okay!
Girl 1: OMG IS THAT IVOR!?!?!?!
Girl 2: Yeah Kate's going out with him.
Girl 1 Ugh that Kate, so selfish!

Guy 1: Yo is that Ee-vor?
Guy 2: Yeah that's the weirdest name ever don't you think?
Ivor: *Punches Guy 1 and Guy 2*
Ivor by iDoNotWannaBeTracer June 6, 2019
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gorgeous, intelligent, mysterious, witty, hilarious, extrovert with introvert tendencies, creative and seductive, amazing in bed, awesome kisser, yet she is also tough, stands her ground, street-smart, brave, enduring, loves hard, spoiled, bitchy (at times), always there for her girls, will give her last, and best friend you could ever have!
Ivori is such a pretty girl!
Ivori by rednsexy77 February 5, 2010

Ebony & Ivory 

A black and white friendship
Look at Ebony & Ivory coming down the hall!
Ebony & Ivory by ivory,sonn! March 23, 2010

Ivory Shower 

The act of ejaculating on a sexual partner. Also known as a facial, cumshot, etc. Named due to the color of the seminal fluid, and because it is a similar idea to a Golden Shower
Man, I was watching this porn, and the dude totally gave the chick an Ivory Shower.
Ivory Shower by ZeeEss January 22, 2009
Ivory= Pure
Ivory is a gorgeous person with a heart of gold and pure soul. Goofy when having fun always the life of the party.
Will always be the one you can count on. All the males want her and females want to be her.
Girl: Ivory helped me feel better about my breakup
Dude: Awhh, I definitely need an Ivory!
Ivory by JJMeow234 December 20, 2016

Ivory Tower 

A state of sheltered and unworldly intellectual isolation.
The first mention of ivory towers is in the Bible, Song of Solomon 7:4 (King James Version):

Thy neck is as a tower of ivory; thine eyes like the fishpools in Heshbon, by the gate of Bathrabbim: thy nose is as the tower of Lebanon which looketh toward Damascus.

The contemporary figurative meaning is of a place of unworldly isolation. This may be in allusion to the famous Hawksmoor Towers of Oxford University's All Souls' College, which are ivory in colour (or at least, they were when they were built in 1716). The relative lateness of the first uses of the phrase (below) tend to argue against that derivation.

"Each member of society must be ever attentive to his social surroundings - he must avoid shutting himself up in his own peculiar character as a philosopher in his ivory tower."
Ivory Tower by LongDongSilver00 March 31, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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