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Bollyism
The all-encompassing energy which drives the universe. The answer to all life's questions. Or what you say when you know absolutely naught(y).
Teacher: "What's the power house of the cell?"
Random Bolly: "It's Bollyism, obvi!"
Teacher: "5/7, gg, topscore, A++"
Harvard: "Ya better get ur ass here boi."
Trotsky: "Comrade Lenin, how should be fight the evils of capitalism."
Lenin: "World Bollyism, obvi!"
Random Bolly: "It's Bollyism, obvi!"
Teacher: "5/7, gg, topscore, A++"
Harvard: "Ya better get ur ass here boi."
Trotsky: "Comrade Lenin, how should be fight the evils of capitalism."
Lenin: "World Bollyism, obvi!"
Bollyism by Bollyworshipper#961 July 31, 2018
Ifonlyism
The persistent belief that "if only __________" , then situations would be corrected -- as if by magic; an oversimplification of solutions to near any idea.
"If only we didn't have government, people would be trusting of one another.."
"If only I had more money, I would be happy..."
"If only everyone believed in my religion, the world would be peaceful."
"If only everyone practiced ifonlyism, the world would be perfect."
"If only I had more money, I would be happy..."
"If only everyone believed in my religion, the world would be peaceful."
"If only everyone practiced ifonlyism, the world would be perfect."
Ifonlyism by Eyesandears July 3, 2019
abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026
Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026
cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
mickey mousing
In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026