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I am broke, I need to iBEG soon for some cash.
iBEG by jrself99 November 2, 2009
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I beg your pardon 

When your a polite English gentleman and you can’t say fuck you or what the fuck.
Jeff the left handed homeless man:Wanker

King Sebastian the rich right handed man:I beg your pardon

I beg your pardon 

"I beg your pardon" is just a polite British way of saying "the fuck you just say"
Girl: I used to wear the socks under my brothers bed
Boy: I beg your pardon
I beg your pardon by Beese Churger August 22, 2020

I Beg to Differ

A nerdy way of saying "what you said was bullshit"
Guy1: 2+2=4
Guy2: I beg to differ
I Beg to Differ by Blazin Hazen October 15, 2006

I beg your pardon! 

The British equivalent of: "Excuse me, what the fuck?"
Billy: Buenos Dias Mandy
Mandy: I beg your pardon!

I beg your pardon! 

A phrase used in exclamation, and politeness by English gentlemen and the alike. A posh way of saying What!

Also the name of a Blog
ibegyourpardon.thumblogger.com
Edward: Geoffry did you see the curves on that fine fillie?

Geoffry: I beg your Pardon!

I beg your pardon 

A gentleman way of saying "What the fuck did you say to me you piece of shit"
Person: Go fuck yourself!
Me: I beg your pardon?

(Alternate Universe)
Person: Go fuck yourself!
Me: What the fuck did you say to me you piece of shit?
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