i-tus
pronounced eye tus, a conditions that effects many black males, and some whites usually happens after one eats a big meal, a condition of laziness sets in. Productivity is at a all time low. sleepiness sets in right after.
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lazy-i-tus
lazy-i-tus by papa schmuk March 30, 2007
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Smooth Whiskey-itus
The ability for a person to drink large amounts of whiskey without really noticing the amount they drank.
Smooth Whiskey-itus by XanderALX March 8, 2009
da itus
say for instance you just ate some fried chicken and rice from the chinese spot. ya friends call you up like lets go out. but damn u just ate all that food and u now your tired. you tell your friends maybe in a half i got da itus.
pronounced. I-tus
pronounced. I-tus
da itus by Harlemsbestgirl July 24, 2006
Woodious-Itus
When one has such a strong obsession for Will Wood, that said person becomes almost identical to Woodius
Woodious-Itus by mad_max.0 July 8, 2021
tumblr-itus
Annie: OH MY...i think i have tumblr-itus
Casey: WTF
Annie: you know...im not going out anymore, my hands are glued to the mouse pad...i can't stop making jokes only people with a tumblr can understand...plus i keep writing this: "la;ksjlkj" and correcting people when they write "your" when they mean "you're"
Casey: and when does this disease end?
Annie: never c:
Casey: WTF
Annie: you know...im not going out anymore, my hands are glued to the mouse pad...i can't stop making jokes only people with a tumblr can understand...plus i keep writing this: "la;ksjlkj" and correcting people when they write "your" when they mean "you're"
Casey: and when does this disease end?
Annie: never c:
tumblr-itus by anniekinns.tumblr.com June 21, 2011
Ass-eń-itus
When you go to the doctors office and the doctor diagnoses you that you have been muching to many bad bitches butholes, therefore your face is covered with in anal pubes.
Ass-eń-itus by The Kenyan Kings March 20, 2015
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