i-tus

pronounced eye tus, a conditions that effects many black males, and some whites usually happens after one eats a big meal, a condition of laziness sets in. Productivity is at a all time low. sleepiness sets in right after.

After eating thanksgiving dinner, dat i-tus set in on leroy, he sat on the couch and fell right to sleep.

by bert2 April 30, 2006

lazy-i-tus

No attending work/school because of laziness.

Me:Are you sick?
Victim:Oh, man i got a bad case of lazy-i-tus!

by papa schmuk March 30, 2007

Smooth Whiskey-itus

The ability for a person to drink large amounts of whiskey without really noticing the amount they drank.

Mike drank almost a handle of whiskey last night, he suffers from Smooth Whiskey-itus.

by XanderALX March 8, 2009

da itus

when u eat too much and u get tired and cant do nothin but sleep.

say for instance you just ate some fried chicken and rice from the chinese spot. ya friends call you up like lets go out. but damn u just ate all that food and u now your tired. you tell your friends maybe in a half i got da itus.

pronounced. I-tus

by Harlemsbestgirl July 24, 2006

Woodious-Itus

When one has such a strong obsession for Will Wood, that said person becomes almost identical to Woodius

Jack, you’re suffering from Woodious-Itus

by mad_max.0 July 8, 2021

tumblr-itus

being so addicted to tumbr that you can't stop and your social life goes down the drain.

Annie: OH MY...i think i have tumblr-itus
Casey: WTF
Annie: you know...im not going out anymore, my hands are glued to the mouse pad...i can't stop making jokes only people with a tumblr can understand...plus i keep writing this: "la;ksjlkj" and correcting people when they write "your" when they mean "you're"
Casey: and when does this disease end?
Annie: never c:

by anniekinns.tumblr.com June 21, 2011

Ass-eń-itus

When you go to the doctors office and the doctor diagnoses you that you have been muching to many bad bitches butholes, therefore your face is covered with in anal pubes.

God damn!! I got ass-eń-itus. Heard it from ma doctor this morning.

by The Kenyan Kings March 20, 2015