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mobile phone speaker capability - resulting in very low fidelity music. Usually played by young teens in groups of 5 or more in public places such as the train, bus, parks, etc.
sorry, i can't hear you, some kids nearby are blasting music from their i-fi.
i-fi by SKDu69 December 23, 2010
Words you can keep

I finished to baked

To receive a message from Hotpocket, from the somewhat popular Youtube series "Ralfi's Alley- Sh*ts n Giggles" while ejaculating.
I finished to baked last night while choking the literal fuck out of my chicken, I spent the rest of that night crying.

Do you anger me? I fierce, I scratch you! 

This is a meme that I recently started to see around a few sites, but has probably been around for a while.

I found that it's from the intro to a cat hentai game called "Neko Kawai Gari". Needless to say, this intro is very weird, and features what sounds like a young Japanese girl singing a song over pictures of hentai cat girls.

One of the lines in this song is "Do you anger me? I fierce, I scratch yooooou!"
You may praise a tail. You may touch my striped back. Do you anger me? I fierce, I scratch you! Nya Nya, she's a spectacled persian cat.

i finished my homework 

you did? good job. ready for tomorrow night's homework? we know the answer to that.
thinks *yay I finished my homework*
now you're bored
types this
reads this
is disappointed with this definition because it wasn't entertaining at all so now you're going to look up something else but you have no clue what to look up because you already looked up the words bored and i'm bored and the alphabet forwards and backwards and typed random things on the computer
you're wondering how accurate this is
or you might be wondering why I said it was so accurate because you literally did none of those things
but idk I tried mk

I Fight Dragons 

I Fight Dragons are an American Band. They are the best musicians in the whole damn motherfucking world. They give life a meaning and all their lyrics contain both brains and heart. True inspiration to geeks all over the world. WRiters of what should the best album of 2011 with KABOOM.
I Fight Dragons were so true in saying that The Geeks Will Inherit the Earth.

I finna bust a nut 

It means ya bustin. FAT ONE in a girl
I finna bust a nut in yo sisters ass
I finna bust a nut by Afishal ghost December 1, 2017

I find this video difficult to masturbate to. 

When a person, most typically on youtube, feels the need to state that they are trying extremely hard to recieve sexual pleasure from the video they post this comment on. It is likely that the video is strange or awkward thus making the comment all the more entertaining for the reader.
I find this video difficult to masturbate to.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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