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synonomous for piece of shit
Angela won't get off of her ass. What an i-Book!
i-book by Shadow February 12, 2003
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I Stole A Book On Prophecy With Kira Stephanie Cummings 

I Stole A Book On Prophecy With Kira Stephanie Cummings
I Stole A Book On Prophecy With Kira Stephanie Cummings

I'm riding that train, reading that book. . . 

An expression which originated during a drunken late-nite discussion of the origins of expressions. It means, "I see what you're saying, where you're going with that."
Drunk person A: "Dude, you know what I mean?!"

Drunk person B: "Totally, Dude. I'm riding that train, reading that book."

I'm riding that train, reading that book. . . 

Same as saying, "I feel you."
Cool Person A: "So then, I told the guy that there was no way I would ever consider his lame-ass job, you know?"

Cooler Person B: "Yeah, man. I'm riding that train, reading that book. . ."

I could write a book about what I've been through. 

The state of being so helplessly fucked that the only thing left for you to do is to write a book about your crappy life. The book will not concern matters the general populace, or even Dr. Phil, will give two shits about. The only copies sold will be to your mother and maybe, if you're lucky, to some pervert you don't even know who happens to be cursed with the same crippling victim mentality.
Joe: "Hey. I'm really sorry that you lost custody of your kid."

Sally: "I know! The judge hates women and is in cahoots with my ex-husband who has been secretly drugging me with meth for the past 3 years so that I would fail the drug test administered at the court hearing which occurred one day, plus the statutorily allowed period of time during which the court ruling could be appealed, ago. I could write a book about what I've been through."

I'm in the book 

Call me... I'm in the book under "Take A. Hike!"
I'm in the book by Bill Patton October 20, 2006

I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu 

I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu
I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu
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