I.S.M. 

An Italian Sandwich Model. Its a line of work that most people are just not cut out for, but become one, and you'll basically be living the dream.

While "Runway" Models might frown upon this profession in the public eye, deep down inside they just know they're not cut out for the job and are uber-jealous.

Italian, Sandwich, Model, Living the Dream, Its not a big deal, Way of life, I.S.M.

"Oh so you work at your parents pizza shop, you know what you look like, an Italian Sandwich Model"

I.S.M. by Witzy Pop October 25, 2011

I.S.M. 

I.S.M. is short for Italian Supermodel. It often refers to a gay guy that is very photogenic and dresses really nice.

"Dude, did you just see that I.S.M.? He was wearing a fucking scarf!"

"I swear, I.S.M. is being such a camera whore!"

I.S.M. by Tight-ass January 1, 2009

I.S.M.P.F.L.

I Shit My Pants From Laughing

dude, ashley queefed in the middle of class! I.S.M.P.F.L.

I.S.M.P.F.L. by schlipdopp yummm February 22, 2010

i.s.m.d.i.a.b.o.d 

It mean... I STUCK MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS

Jeff: Guess what I did Kevin
Kevin: what???
Jeff: I.S.M.D.I.A.B.O.D
Kevin: what...?
Jeff: I STUCK MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS

i.s.m.d.i.a.b.o.d by GayHitler_Jeff_<3_kevin November 5, 2019

L.s.h.i.s.m 

laughing so hard i shit myself

That was so funny, L.s.h.i.s.m

L.s.h.i.s.m by Cliff Partosan October 19, 2008

D.y.a.k.I.g.d.s.d.t.I.s.m 

Wilbur Soot lyrics stating

“Do you also know I have depression.
Self-diagnosed thought I should mention”

You: Yo I love this song!
Friend: What’s the lyrics?
You: D.y.a.k.I.g.d.s.d.t.I.s.m
Friend: dope

D.y.a.k.I.g.d.s.d.t.I.s.m by Clover_bees March 8, 2021

Jay Im So High (J.I.S.M) 

no homo man. But im high as a kite rn and i am high rn writing this it is 21:28 06/11/2021 is the sorta thing you would say lol i am so gigh rn wooooo. and jazz looooooop

"wow ur vape is on your desk?" is the sorta thing you would say lol i am so gigh rn wooooo. and jazz Jay Im So High (J.I.S.M)

Jay Im So High (J.I.S.M) by Hawes inc. November 6, 2021