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I Kissed A Girl

Everytime I hear this song, I lose braincells. MANY PRECIOUS BRAINCELLS.
*I Kissed A Girl starts playing on TV*
Kid: AHHHHHHHHH OH GOD CHANGE!
*Changes station*
Kid: ... wtf was I doing?
I Kissed A Girl by lolzerssss October 16, 2008

I Kissed A Girl

WORST. SONG. EVER.
If you for some reason like this song; you suck miserably and should probably consider listening to real music.
If you've got a brain and you think it shouldn't be in existance; I'd bow down to you if I could.
If you've never heard it; KEEP IT THAT WAY, IT'S FOR THE BEST.
By the way, if you don't agree CHILL OUT. No need to go all spazzy just cause I think this song is shit.
:) Oh and another thing, THIS SONG DOES NOT HAVE A GOOD FUCKING BEAT. There's NOTHING to it! God damn.
Katy Perry fan (somehow she has those): LIKE OMG THE SONG I KISSED A GIRL IS LIKE THEEE BESTEST SONG EVERRR!
Non Katty Perry fan (the smart one): It SUCKS.
Katy Perry fan (ew): NUHH IT'S SO GOOD.
Non Katy Perry fan: Why do you like it?
Katy Perry fan (ew) Uuhhh, cause it's catchy.. and has a.. a good, uh, beat. Yea! A good beat.
-Silence-
Non Katy Perry fan: ... *STAB*
I Kissed A Girl by LAAAA. October 15, 2008
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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