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i don't do 

When you're too good to do something. Refusing to do a certain task, or wear a certain type of clothing because it is beneath you.
I don't do flats. They're trashy.

I don't do garbage. Save it for someone else.
i don't do by Just me me me February 20, 2010

I don't do that shit 

Used to avoid responsibility for some onerous task.
Andy: Karl, the SVN server is bust.
Karl: I don't do that shit.
I don't do that shit by CurlyWire October 9, 2006

I don't do that shit anymore 

What stoners say when they are off of a drug for about 2 weeks before just going back to doing it. People who are serious about quitting probably won't word it that way.
Freind: Lucas wanna go smoke some dro?
Freinds freind: I don't do that shit anymore

1 week later...

1:Lucas wanna go light up?
2: Hell Yeah!!

i don't do drugs 

"I don't do drugs" is the sixth song on Doja Cat's third studio album "Planet Her". It's about a relationship that you know isn't good for you, but you can't help but go back to that person. They refer to the person that they're in a relationship with as drugs.
Ariana: So, baby, can you get it from the back?
Got me purrin' like I'm Doja Cat

Doja: Had to give in, couldn't give up
I just want you, but I don't do drugs

Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO 

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

I don’t wanna do this anymore 

Song by xxxtentacion, one of the most coolest but saddest beats out there. Especially when you put it on 0.75 speed
Person 1: yo this beat from I don’t wanna do this anymore be hittin different

Xxxtentacion: yes
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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