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Hastadized 

Getting skeeted on by a man at a dance club whose penis is lodged in the top of his pants. The skeeting occurs when the man repeatedly grinds with a young girl at an 18+ dance club until he is stimulated enough and releases his seed on the woman's body and/or the dance floor.
Jake: "Damn, I just hastadized that chick. Looks like my night is over early."

Slutty Underaged Girl: "That is the fourth time I've been hastadized at this club. Time to throw these clothes away and find the new jump off."
Hastadized by Krayzee Eyes Killah October 18, 2008
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A town in Norway.

The Surname of the greatest family in existence. The Hustad Clan is known for being both good looking and having IQ's above 160. It is also not uncommon for them to be able to drink large quantities of alcohol and not even be buzzed. Hustad's are also the most humble people you will ever meet.

A surfing term for someone that can hang 11. Their 10 toes and long penis.

A term used to describe a viking that can drink all of the Norse Gods under the table.
"Wow, that guy is so incredibly good looking and smart, he must be a Hustad."

"Dude, i was surfing and i was able to do a Hustad for about 30 seconds."

"Look at that Hustad drink, Odin and Thor are already down and Sif is about to pass out."
Hustad by Norwasian September 1, 2009

hystatic 

when your'e like super happy (Deena, Jersey Shore)
Deena: I was like so hystatic (to see Sammi Sweatheart) that I was gonna cry.
hystatic by ShaqFils32 March 20, 2011
A town in Norway.

The Surname of the greatest family in existence. The Hustad Clan is known for being both good looking and having IQ's above 160. It is also not uncommon for them to be able to drink large quantities of alcohol and not even be buzzed. Hustad's are also the most humble people you will ever meet.

A surfing term for someone that can hang 11. Their 10 toes and long penis.

A term used to describe a viking that can drink all of the Norse Gods under the table.
"Wow, that guy is so incredibly good looking and smart, he must be a Hustad."

"Dude, i was surfing and i was able to do a Hustad for about 30 seconds."

"Look at that Hustad drink, Odin and Thor are already down and Sif is about to pass out."
Hustad by Norwasian September 1, 2009

Hystatic 

To be hystatic means to be so overjoyed, that you have now become a combination of the words hysterical and ecstatic. When the Jersey Shore producers asked Deena to define it, she replies: "Hystatic is, you know, when you're like super happy, and like, really happy."
(After Sammy returns to the Shore...)

"I like, was so hystatic that I almost cried."
-Deena (From Jersey Shore)
Hystatic by 561blonde March 19, 2011

Hostadiddy 

A bitch actin so fucked up and dum. Actin like they the shit...but there not.
These bitches these days are so hostadiddy.
Stop actin so hostadiddy my dude.
Hostadiddy by Jakasomo March 28, 2008