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The process of taking a large iron rod, and heating under a cole fire until it is glowing red. Then taking that rod and shoving it up a baby's anus. Then the hot iron will melt the babys inners. After the rod has cooled, all the baby's inners will stick to the rod. Then you take the rod and forcibally jerk it from the baby's anus, leaving a large gaping hole in the baby's anus.

GABBY! I gave you little brother a Hestad last night.

Hestad by omnomnomnombabies June 20, 2011

Hesta Prynn

The hot one from Beastie Girl rap group Northern State. Named for Scarlet Letter.

Dude: Yo did you see that girl on the mic?

Other Dude: That's Hesta Prynn.

Dude: I'd hit it.

Hesta Prynn by Like Whoa 1000 October 24, 2011

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Hastadized

Getting skeeted on by a man at a dance club whose penis is lodged in the top of his pants. The skeeting occurs when the man repeatedly grinds with a young girl at an 18+ dance club until he is stimulated enough and releases his seed on the woman's body and/or the dance floor.

Jake: "Damn, I just hastadized that chick. Looks like my night is over early."

Slutty Underaged Girl: "That is the fourth time I've been hastadized at this club. Time to throw these clothes away and find the new jump off."

Hastadized by Krayzee Eyes Killah October 18, 2008

helstad

A helstad is the fittest guy you will ever know, his directions are clear and he obviously knows how to lead football derby.

Helstad was able to do 10 push-ups in two seconds

helstad by Posh white May 25, 2021

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Hestafubs

A person who creates a Facebook profile just so he/she can snoop old friends and friend's friends, but never contributes anything to the FB community. Their wall is usually sparsely littered with comments from friends trying to engage them to no avail.

"What is up with Dave?" "I dunno bro, it is like he doesn't even exist anymore now that I am on Facebook all the time. He is such a hestafubs".

Hestafubs by Mr. Wurstbreathever April 27, 2009

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Hestatic

When a Jersey Shore member is super happy. Like, really happy.

Deena: Wow, seriously? OMG, I am so hestatic right now!

Hestatic by YujoAn March 21, 2011

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Hustad

A town in Norway.

The Surname of the greatest family in existence. The Hustad Clan is known for being both good looking and having IQ's above 160. It is also not uncommon for them to be able to drink large quantities of alcohol and not even be buzzed. Hustad's are also the most humble people you will ever meet.

A surfing term for someone that can hang 11. Their 10 toes and long penis.

A term used to describe a viking that can drink all of the Norse Gods under the table.

"Wow, that guy is so incredibly good looking and smart, he must be a Hustad."

"Dude, i was surfing and i was able to do a Hustad for about 30 seconds."

"Look at that Hustad drink, Odin and Thor are already down and Sif is about to pass out."

Hustad by Norwasian September 1, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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