hypocritties

Fake breasts on a self-proclaimed devout Christian woman.

Betsy gave a talk on morality, humility, and the sins of the worldliness pursuits last Sunday at church while wearing a dress that showed her giant, rubbery artificial hypocritties.

hypocritties by Dr. Centaur October 8, 2015

hypocrites 

A crap face, who says not to do one thing, then goes off and does it him self.

"Don't touch that saw. it can hurt you. AHHHH!! MY HAND!!"

hypocrites by Satan June 26, 2004

family values hypocrites 

a phrase used to describe family who think they are better than others, have multiple kids out of wedlock, cheat on their wives, wives would never leave because they are too weak, 2nd and 3rd generation KKK members, there is a closeted family member, don't know the meaning of nepotism, but practice it because their kids aren't smart enough to be successful on their own, and the family loves the Palins, Bushes, and Reagan... They want everything to be like the old days, when white people were in power...

Now, those George's, they are the ultimate family values hypocrites...

family values hypocrites by selgville153 November 28, 2010

Hypocritis Disease 

The disease of being a hypocrite.

Person 1: "Dude, you gotta work on your acne, your face looks like a pepperoni pizza!"

Person 2: "Well you have worse acne than me! You, my friend, have hypocritis disease!"

Hypocritis Disease by FireOnSteroids July 28, 2020

hypocrites 

Extending privileges to one party and denying the same privileges from another.

Residential and Student Affairs Staff @ IASMH

ME: Can I go to prom?
VB: No, you are banned from campus for one year!
ME: What about Nikki and Bex last year?
VB: Refer to your hand book that you still must abide by even though you don't attend here.

hypocrites by maxownz April 14, 2005

hypocrites 

a very confused person who says not to do one thing, believes it, and then goes and does it, but doesn't realize it. Says they believe the rule, but thinks it doesn't apply to them.

Hypocrites: It's over
Me: Not cool
Hypocrites: You are needy, so I will end it with you, but I will go hook back up with my ex who I say I would rather kill myself than sleep with again...

hypocrites by Lissarules June 28, 2006

hypocrites 

President George W. Bush

Bush:
Abortions? No, no, remember that thingy "thou shall not kill"
But war? Hell yeah!

3000 dead and counting Mr. Bush

President Bush: The hypocrites love him

hypocrites by Oo Sol oO December 9, 2008