hypocritties
Betsy gave a talk on morality, humility, and the sins of the worldliness pursuits last Sunday at church while wearing a dress that showed her giant, rubbery artificial hypocritties.
hypocritties by Dr. Centaur October 8, 2015
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hypocrites
hypocrites by Satan June 26, 2004
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family values hypocrites
a phrase used to describe family who think they are better than others, have multiple kids out of wedlock, cheat on their wives, wives would never leave because they are too weak, 2nd and 3rd generation KKK members, there is a closeted family member, don't know the meaning of nepotism, but practice it because their kids aren't smart enough to be successful on their own, and the family loves the Palins, Bushes, and Reagan... They want everything to be like the old days, when white people were in power...
family values hypocrites by selgville153 November 28, 2010
Hypocritis Disease
Person 1: "Dude, you gotta work on your acne, your face looks like a pepperoni pizza!"
Person 2: "Well you have worse acne than me! You, my friend, have hypocritis disease!"
Person 2: "Well you have worse acne than me! You, my friend, have hypocritis disease!"
Hypocritis Disease by FireOnSteroids July 28, 2020
hypocrites
Extending privileges to one party and denying the same privileges from another.
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Residential and Student Affairs Staff @ IASMH
ME: Can I go to prom?
VB: No, you are banned from campus for one year!
ME: What about Nikki and Bex last year?
VB: Refer to your hand book that you still must abide by even though you don't attend here.
VB: No, you are banned from campus for one year!
ME: What about Nikki and Bex last year?
VB: Refer to your hand book that you still must abide by even though you don't attend here.
hypocrites by maxownz April 14, 2005
hypocrites
a very confused person who says not to do one thing, believes it, and then goes and does it, but doesn't realize it. Says they believe the rule, but thinks it doesn't apply to them.
Hypocrites: It's over
Me: Not cool
Hypocrites: You are needy, so I will end it with you, but I will go hook back up with my ex who I say I would rather kill myself than sleep with again...
Me: Not cool
Hypocrites: You are needy, so I will end it with you, but I will go hook back up with my ex who I say I would rather kill myself than sleep with again...
hypocrites by Lissarules June 28, 2006
hypocrites
Bush:
Abortions? No, no, remember that thingy "thou shall not kill"
But war? Hell yeah!
3000 dead and counting Mr. Bush
President Bush: The hypocrites love him
Abortions? No, no, remember that thingy "thou shall not kill"
But war? Hell yeah!
3000 dead and counting Mr. Bush
President Bush: The hypocrites love him
hypocrites by Oo Sol oO December 9, 2008
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