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hyper thot 

An evolving breed of thot. Commonly found at your local middle/high school. They can usually be spotted juuling in leggings and Air Force ones listening to Apple Music, and drinking some boba. Do not try to take on a hyper thot alone always make sure to call your wood shop teacher as he as the only one who can properly eviscerate a true hyper thot.
OH NO!
What?
IS THAT A HYPER THOT?
OH NO PLEASE NO
QUICK CALL MR. WILSON
hyper thot by Blalipino September 8, 2018
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hyperthetical 

A newly coined term for what everything "is." Everything, every "object," is beyond any word or description it is not the thesis, is. It is not below the thesis, hypothetical. It is beyond any ones imagination, comprehension, understanding, words and/or ideas; unlimited by time, space, words and/or ideas; it is hypertherical.
" Eddy described a new system of government to stop war. The teacher told Eddy his example was hypothetical. He told her quite the contrary, it was hyperthetical; beyond any previous example or reasoning." Hyperthetical is the universal answer. Everything is hyperthetical, not meaningless, as are all other words.
hyperthetical by fred ressler October 13, 2006

Hyperthought 

a stage of thought when your thoughts are raceing constantly. usually granting you superhuman mental abilities.
dude i hyperthought about fucking your mom last night.
dude i ]hypethought] about that riddle and solved it in 5 seconds
Hyperthought by 24grant24 December 12, 2009

Hypertoothpickemia 

A high presence of toothpicks in blood.

Hyper: High
Toothpick: Toothpick
Emia: Presence in blood

First came about with some folks in a YouTube comment section on a video about a similar topic.
A woman was admitted to the hospital with severe gut pain, she had hypertoothpickemia.

Hyperthetical 

The discussion of theory on which there can be no conjecture; irrefutable evidence exists to prove or disprove the theory.
Hyperthetically speaking, if there was no Internet then there would be no Urban Dictionary (apart from in our hearts of course).
Hyperthetical by Bloopian Blackwater November 18, 2013

hyperthetical imperative 

The phenomenon of categories traversing from the future.

Right-action as appearing-from-the-future.
The hyperthetical imperative states that "doing the right thing" comes from the future.

hyperhotcheesia 

A mental state where one is upset or in need of sitting down.
I took some mushrooms and experienced mild hyperhotcheesia. I gotta figure out some shid i guess.
hyperhotcheesia by ...waid November 6, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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