hydorp 

Hitting Your Dick On Random People

Maria: Hey, what are you doing?
Jones: Sorry, I am just HYDORP

Peter: LOL last weekend I HYDORP on the streets!

hydorp by Henrik Nordmann October 31, 2017

hydorp 

An abbreviaton of (to) Hit Your Dick On Random People.

Last weekend we HYDORP on the street!

hydorp by Henrik Nordmann November 6, 2017

spontaneous dental hydroplosion

When your teeth turns to liquid and drips down the back of your throat.

When your assistant to the regional manager at your work asks you to fill out an anonymous paper with diseases or disabilities that you would like covered in your health care plan- write down spontaneous dental hydroplosion in case your teeth turn to liquid and drips down the back of your throat.

spontaneous dental hydroplosion by scubathugsteve April 26, 2005

hydroporcelain

hy•dro•por•ce•lain – (hy`dro pôr se lin) n. porcelain specifically designed to withstand and/or contain water adj. referring to the process of applying water to porcelain (ex: used in production of porcelain with water and/or dishwashing)

n. Hydroporcelain makes it possible.™

Little Timmy was suspended from school for overflowing the hydroporcelain waste disposal unit (aka toilet).

I have fractured my hydroporcelain (referring to a cracked plate or toilet bowl).

adj. Brent cleaned the hydroporcelain dishes in Western Sizzlin’s kitchen while Geoffrey was in the restroom utilizing the hydroporcelain waste disposal unit.

hydroporcelain by HooHa August 27, 2006

hydroponic weed

Water grown weed. While other weed is grown in soil. Hydroponic weed is also really strong.

Let's get some Hydroponic Weed , I heard it's stronger than what we normally get.

hydroponic weed by Avalonparis July 6, 2014

Hydropump 

When a male receives fellatio from a female who has her mouth filled with icy cold water.

"Dude, Sarah fully gave me a hydropump last night...I mean, it felt cool, but my dick shrivilled like a sundried prune..."

Hydropump by Heckles July 27, 2007

hydroponic shrooms 

Psychedelic mushrooms, usually containing psilocybin. Most commonly encountered form is Psilocybe cubensis. Sold as "hydroponic shrooms" by unscrupulous dealers, not because they are grown hydroponically, because that's not even possible, but because ignorant weedtards will pay more money for them.

Mushroom grower: Want some shrooms?
Dealer: Are they hydroponic shrooms?
Mushroom grower: Of course not, it's not possible to grow mushrooms hydroponically. Which ignorant fucktards have you been speaking to?
Dealer: Sorry man, I'll take the shrooms, but people keep asking me if I can get "hydro shrooms". Are you sure there's no way of doing it?
Mushroom grower: It's just not possible, that's not how mushrooms grow, and even if it was possible, then the mushrooms wouldn't be any stronger. It's like asking for LP records in mp3 format.

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Later on in the day:

Dealer: Want some shrooms?
Weedtard: Dude, are they hydroponic shrooms?
Dealer: Yeah, that's why they're $60 per 1/8th.
Weedtard: Hit me with da bomb shit.

hydroponic shrooms by random_shroom_pseudonym December 9, 2008