hydroplaning 

occurs when water builds up in front of your tires faster than your car's weight can push it away. That's when the water gets between your tires and the road so that your car feels like it's gliding and possibly OUT-OF-CONTROL.

you are just going along on a wet road and your car is like "OH I DONT THINK I WANT TO BE ABLE TO STEER ANYMORE" and you lose control of the car. you think to yourself "FUCK HYDROPLANING"

hydroplaning by Xander D'Angio June 27, 2006

Hydroplaning 

1. The uncontrolled movement of an automobile when the tires loose traction with the road and move on a low friction surface of water

2. A Combination Of Being Drunk & High. Which Results In

1. "AHHHH, Fuck I'm Hydroplaning !"

Keep Calm and try to control the car.

2. Mix the drank with the dank, Got me feeling great. I'm Hydroplaning ! - Big KRIT "Hydroplaning feat. Devin The Dude"

Hydroplaning by CHICHA February 21, 2013

hydroplaning 

(1)When a male rubs the head of his penis on a the lips of a females virgina, just to making her horney and wet.
(2) When a person is just hanging out at home or with the homies.

(1)Damn son i was hella hydroplaning that hoe seema's pussy last nite, made that pussy hella wet.
(2) Wat you doing son? " nuthing B just hydroplaning.

hydroplaning by aman singh April 25, 2008

hydroplaning 

(1)When a male rubs the head of his penis on a the lips of a females virgina, just to making her horney and wet.
(2) When a person is just hanging out at home or with the homies.

(1)Damn son i was hella hydroplaning that hoe seema's pussy last nite, made that pussy hella wet.
(2) Wat you doing son? " nuthing B just hydroplaning.

hydroplaning by aman singh July 27, 2008

Hydroplaning

The experience of having so much emotional shit going on that you lose your grip on your own life. You know what you need to do, and you may even start doing it, but somehow you spend the entire day being carried from one thing to the next while accomplishing almost none of what you intended. You just glide through your day, totally out of control, often not even realizing it until later.

“OMG! I am so sorry I forgot to text you! I meant to, but I have just been hydroplaning all day!”

Hydroplaning by Truck Bait 2003 August 23, 2026

Testicular Hydroplaning 

When you thrust so hard during intercourse your testicles accidentally slide all the way in to the orifice of your choice.

I'm going at it like a freaking Jackhammer on 43rd Street, and then all the sudden I have a case of testicular hydroplaning right into her ass

Testicular Hydroplaning by ObsidianWraith April 19, 2018

hybroplaning 

overuse of the word "bro" or any other form of it.

"brotown, let's listen to some brohemian rhapsody as we eat some bramen noodles."

"dude, you're hybroplaning."

hybroplaning by Le13ron February 27, 2008