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Hydropump 

The Bathmate Hydropump is so named because it uses water as the medium for creating a vacuum around the penis instead of air, which is the basis of all other pumps.

The hydrovacuum it creates around the penis makes for a solid & even vacuum - making for far more uniform and solid erections than are achieved using air-based methods.

Also, because water acts as a lubricant, there is no need to use messy gels and lubes when using Bathmate, as well as helping enhance hygiene.

Of great benefit, the Hydrotherapy aspect of the Bathmate, using water in a cyclic pumping action, makes for an excellent workout of the penile vascular (blood flow) system. This anatomical dynamic is known as hyperemia.

Therefore, the hydropump promotes penile health and increased sexual stamina and enjoyment, as well as boosting the size of the male organ.
Bathmate, penis pump, Hydropump
Hydropump by Bathmate August 15, 2012

Shanghai Hydropump 

A very difficult trick in Super Mario Maker that can be very helpful in cheesing levels.
"Wow! did you see Juzcook hit that Tokyo Sandblaster into a Shanghai Hydropump? Goddamn!" -Miyamoto

R. Kelly Hydropump 

Tom R. Kelly Hydropumped tammi last night.
R. Kelly Hydropump by Lil Smokey Pot February 22, 2017

hydro pump

A very powerful water type move but commonly misses and angers the user.
Trainer: Blastoise use hydro pump!!!
*the move misses*
Trainer: Arghh Fucking turtle!
hydro pump by omginbd May 29, 2008

Hydropop 

when a girl looses her virginity (aka getting her cherry "popped") to water or any similar fluid; this could occur on a water slide or in a horrific pressure washer incident; sometimes can be mistaken as a period and vice-versa
When Carmen went down that steep slide, she got hydropopped!
Hydropop by Lovedocter July 18, 2009

Hydropoop 

My six year old trans daughter has COVID and their hydropoop is the worst I’ve ever seen.
Hydropoop by Sandy103 November 28, 2022