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The property of not being able to form chemical bonds with water molecules.

In a sentence: Man. Those lipids are a bunch of hydrophobic. No wonder, they were floating away from those water molecules.

EX: Oils, Lipids, Hydrophobic

hydrophobic by WinstonLegsthigh September 23, 2013

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hydrophobic

similar to homophobic, but is more targeted against gay men

nah dude, i’m hydrophobic

hydrophobic by ChickenⓂ️ April 14, 2021

hydrophobic dishwasher

What you call Somebody when they suck at any game

guy 1: BRO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!!

guy 2: STOP BEING A HYDROPHOBIC DISHWASHER AND DO YOUR ONE DAMN JOB

hydrophobic dishwasher by DarkStorm460000 March 12, 2025

hydroponic weed

Water grown weed. While other weed is grown in soil. Hydroponic weed is also really strong.

Let's get some Hydroponic Weed , I heard it's stronger than what we normally get.

hydroponic weed by Avalonparis July 6, 2014

hydroponic shrooms

Psychedelic mushrooms, usually containing psilocybin. Most commonly encountered form is Psilocybe cubensis. Sold as "hydroponic shrooms" by unscrupulous dealers, not because they are grown hydroponically, because that's not even possible, but because ignorant weedtards will pay more money for them.

Mushroom grower: Want some shrooms?
Dealer: Are they hydroponic shrooms?
Mushroom grower: Of course not, it's not possible to grow mushrooms hydroponically. Which ignorant fucktards have you been speaking to?
Dealer: Sorry man, I'll take the shrooms, but people keep asking me if I can get "hydro shrooms". Are you sure there's no way of doing it?
Mushroom grower: It's just not possible, that's not how mushrooms grow, and even if it was possible, then the mushrooms wouldn't be any stronger. It's like asking for LP records in mp3 format.

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Later on in the day:

Dealer: Want some shrooms?
Weedtard: Dude, are they hydroponic shrooms?
Dealer: Yeah, that's why they're $60 per 1/8th.
Weedtard: Hit me with da bomb shit.

hydroponic shrooms by random_shroom_pseudonym December 9, 2008

hydroponics

any plant grown without the use of soil
in nutrient rich conditions making the final product "Better"

That weed is hydro
or
that tomato is a hydro

hydroponics by Otto November 2, 2003

hydroponic

Method of raising plants that increases production quantity and effieciency.

That's hydroponic pot

hydroponic by Belllignorant June 27, 2003

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026