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husbitch 

A husband or boyfriend who is a bitch. Does whatever his wife or girlfriend tells him to do. Husbitch.
Fancy a drink later? Bring your husbitch.

He just follows her around and never sees his friends anymore - what a husbitch.
husbitch by GQ Smooth June 10, 2007
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Husbitch 

When your husband is being a bitch and you want to insult them without being mean.
Husband: Aphi, you're such a husbitch
Husbitch by Nikolino July 7, 2023
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Husbitch 

A married man with the characteristics of a female.
She must not know Pratt is her “husbitch” for sure, look at his bitch ass!
Husbitch by Ras’Von July 21, 2022

Atypical-husbitch 

Free-spirited husbitch; a husbitch who acts as a husbitch when with their partner, but doesn't bend to their will outside partner contact. Often found in the realms of public houses moaning about their husbitch status.
You're such a husbitch, you're wrapped around her little finger" "No, I'm an atypical-husbitch, she thinks I'm doing the shopping"
Atypical-husbitch by Lardcake January 19, 2011
N. An older female teacher. This person is usually opinionated, radical, and is a total bitch. It is impossible to get her to shut her fucking mouth and is an unreasonable grader, takes off points for disagreeing with her own opinions, and refuses to explain anything, forcing students to figure out everything on their own.

N. Any female English teacher that is a bitch.

V. To go on a anarchist rant, spewing off unreasonable ideas and opinions that if taken to the public would get one thrown in jail.

V. To yell, lecture or scold someone for not sharing your opinion, despite how unreasonable or how bullshit your own opinion is.

adj- Hubitchin' n. Hubition
"My english teacher wrote a giant 'no' on my research paper! WTF!?! She gave me a fucking fifty! What a fucking hubitch!!!"

"Oh for fucks sake! When she first started ranting it was alright, but now she's talking about assassinating the president. She's all out hubitching now."
-(this actually happened)-
Hubitch by Cmitch4 January 17, 2008

husbutch 

Any butch-identified individual who is in a serious, long-term relationship with a queer partner. May or may not cook, fix things, kill bugs, or wear the pants around here.
My mom is always telling me I need to find a nice husbutch and settle down.
husbutch by sapiosexist November 14, 2012

Hisbitch 

A girl who goes around hooking up with guys who have no idea who she is. This girl constantly hooks up with guys and everyone knows when she has
"Are you serious, that's like the sixth guy this week"

"Ya, she's such a hisbitch"
Hisbitch by Griffs93 April 18, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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