humyum 

The term a female uses when speaking of the person, of the male gender, known since childhood who, is so exciting that at the mere age of five, she instantly feels a sexual attraction.

Humyum walked in, took off his jacket, sat down and the innocent child was mesmerized.

humyum by What a look November 13, 2006

humdumpster 

a human with little or no social skills, and loves to tell lies. they also lack basic hygiene skills. standards towards women are minimal.

you are being a total humdumpster

humdumpster by dampster December 25, 2010

Humayum Khan

Brave U.S. Army Captain who got blown up by a Suicide Bomber in Iraq.

Humayum Khan was awarded the Bronze Star and the Purple Heard.

Humayum Khan by gizmo+2 August 1, 2016

hummumbling 

This occurs when someone only has a vague recollection of a song, and is attempting to sing it, but cannot remember all of the lyrics. As the person attempts to sing the song, they alternate humming, when they have no clue about the lyrics, with mumbling, when they think they can get away with the words they remember. The result is highly obnoxious.

Person 1: The hmm-mmm-mm don't like it, rock the hmm-mmmm, rock the hmmm-mmm.

Person 2: Dude, stop hummumbling the damn thing and put on the mp3.

hummumbling by Matthew F.. May 22, 2008

humumgius 

An adjective used by pretty white boys to describe something shockingly and unexpectedly large.

Neologist: Brenden Adrian

*receives a picture of a half foot long slug*
Stoned Pretty White Boy: “MANS IS HUMUMGIUS OML”

humumgius by checkthefreezerforicecream June 25, 2022

humdum 

When your catching head and the girl is humming a song or trying to talk

Dont come in here im getting a humdum

humdum by warner brother December 9, 2014

humbum 

someone who is being an idiot

someone is a humbum if they put their shirt on backwards

humbum by hip.sartorius.15 June 23, 2019