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A vapid person who gets used. Think like dumb blonde, only going beyond the blonde stereotype. Usually used in a sexual context.
She's such a humpong! Doesn't she know he only wants to get into her pants?
humpong by ha ha hell September 24, 2006
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humanbongus 

Bigger than big .
The dog was humanbongus ! I have never seen any other like it !
humanbongus by PrincessGingy04 March 1, 2009

humpsong 

noun- any song that became popular for being played in the background during extended make-out sessions that may or may not have culminated in actual humping

syn.- fucktune
Dido's "Thank You" is a good humpsong, but the first Enigma CD still reigns supreme
humpsong by ChinkJew May 15, 2005

humpbang 

Some nasty chick who humps shit till she cums in public. Like all the way public. Completely visible to people.
DUDE LISA JUST HUMPBANGED HER NOTEBOOK IN THE HALLWAY
humpbang by Jembus Crust September 16, 2022

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026