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humpty hump 

Alias of Greg Jacobs, former lead of the Digital Underground, best known for their 1990 hit "The Humpty Dance". Best known for his wearing of a fake nose and glasses during performances for comic effect, and would often refer to this in his raps.
"Hey, remember that video by Humpty Hump where he said he was big like a pickle?"

"I always wondered what happened to Humpty Hump after the 90s. Why did he wear that thing on his nose anyway?"
humpty hump by Alfred Bundy September 19, 2009

sinor humpty hump 

The majestic Mexican midget that picks a special person every weekend to hump the ever loving fuck out of them
I just got a visit from sinor humpty hump

humpety hump 

when 2 groups of mates have a contest to see who can hump mate eachothers faster
I wnted competition so I did a humpety hump
humpety hump by TurtleDude87 May 14, 2009
A person or animal who humps compulsively for a period of time.
The dog was so excited he got all humpity on me.
Humpity by CateStar November 22, 2018

humpity dumpity

the act of humping someone rapidly with one leg cocked. Of course, it is only called the humpity dumpity if both parties are completely clothed and works best on the first person to pass out aka J Cross!!!
"J Cross you want a little humpity dumpity??'
humpity dumpity by crimebosscross October 19, 2008

Humpty humped me 

A unneutered male dog greeting his owner at the front door.
When I came in the door last night, Humpty humped me, that silly nut!
Humpty humped me by Mrs. Johnson January 11, 2007
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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