humpfh

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a word used in text, but is much moch more difficult to say (just try saying the h), and is therefore mostly used on MSN, it is intended to make the aurthor seem near boredom, but infact macks them look like a deranged retard with no controll of thier fingers

emotwatimsodepressed says:
I just had a drop of £5 from my £30 weekly pocket money!
derangedretard says:
humpfh
emotwatimsodepressed says:
is there something work with your hands? *sob*

humpfh by cray November 1, 2005

Humpfuck

The act of screwing (literally and/or figuratively) another in an intentionally dominating fashion so as to derive pleasure from the message being sent.

Why is our dog humpfucking the shit out of all the other dogs in the playpen? We'll get kicked out for sure!

The New England Patriots humpfucked the New York Jets to end the 2018 NFL regular season, 38-3.

Sorry guys, can't hang out tonight. I gotta humpfuck Chastity so hard tonight that she'll forget what her name meant!

Humpfuck by Virtuous Valkyrie December 30, 2018

Related Words

humpfh • Humphrey • humph • Humphrey Bogart • humpf • humpfuck • humphead • Humphried • HUMPHRY • humphy

Humphried

1- Getting offside drunk. You are unable to say no to any drink placed in front of you and will swear its your last. You answer questions with facial ticks and grunts and often remove articles of clothing.

"oh man that guy is fuckin Humphried"

"Why is he taking his shirt off? Oh he's Humphried"

Humphried by Johnny Papagorgio January 6, 2012

Kris Humphriesing

Manhandling a woman without intending to. Throwing her around in a spirit of playfulness that is unknowingly a bit too rough. Think Lennie in "Of Mice and Men."

Baby, stop Kris Humphriesing me, I'm gonna get another black & blue!

Kris Humphriesing by potofgold December 11, 2012

Humpshartwhale

When you lie on your front. When you have diarrhoea and shart into the air.

“Omg i just humpshartwhale”

Humpshartwhale by Ionadick October 13, 2019

Humpfilia

A disease that makes people hump other people with no apparent reason.

Symptoms:
1. A desire to hump anyone you know or you don't know.
2. Uncontrollably pelvis movements.
3. Hornyness.

There's no cure or treatment for this disease. Live with it.

- OMG! A person with humpfilia is humping me! What should I do?
- Just stay there dude. Flow with it.

*hump* *hump *hump*

Humpfilia by Holy Crap Z e r o August 22, 2009

Kris Humphries

Married to Kim Kardashian for 72 days.

Will Kris Humphries' basketball career ever be taken seriously? I doubt it.

Kris Humphries by mtf November 18, 2011

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026