a word used in text, but is much moch more difficult to say (just try saying the h), and is therefore mostly used on MSN, it is intended to make the aurthor seem near boredom, but infact macks them look like a deranged retard with no controll of thier fingers
emotwatimsodepressed says:
I just had a drop of £5 from my £30 weekly pocket money!
derangedretard says:
humpfh
emotwatimsodepressed says:
is there something work with your hands? *sob*
I just had a drop of £5 from my £30 weekly pocket money!
derangedretard says:
humpfh
emotwatimsodepressed says:
is there something work with your hands? *sob*
by cray November 1, 2005
Get the humpfh mug.The act of screwing (literally and/or figuratively) another in an intentionally dominating fashion so as to derive pleasure from the message being sent.
Why is our dog humpfucking the shit out of all the other dogs in the playpen? We'll get kicked out for sure!
The New England Patriots humpfucked the New York Jets to end the 2018 NFL regular season, 38-3.
Sorry guys, can't hang out tonight. I gotta humpfuck Chastity so hard tonight that she'll forget what her name meant!
The New England Patriots humpfucked the New York Jets to end the 2018 NFL regular season, 38-3.
Sorry guys, can't hang out tonight. I gotta humpfuck Chastity so hard tonight that she'll forget what her name meant!
by Virtuous Valkyrie December 30, 2018
Get the Humpfuck mug.1- Getting offside drunk. You are unable to say no to any drink placed in front of you and will swear its your last. You answer questions with facial ticks and grunts and often remove articles of clothing.
by Johnny Papagorgio January 6, 2012
Get the Humphried mug.Manhandling a woman without intending to. Throwing her around in a spirit of playfulness that is unknowingly a bit too rough. Think Lennie in "Of Mice and Men."
by potofgold December 11, 2012
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Get the Humpshartwhale mug.A disease that makes people hump other people with no apparent reason.
Symptoms:
1. A desire to hump anyone you know or you don't know.
2. Uncontrollably pelvis movements.
3. Hornyness.
There's no cure or treatment for this disease. Live with it.
Symptoms:
1. A desire to hump anyone you know or you don't know.
2. Uncontrollably pelvis movements.
3. Hornyness.
There's no cure or treatment for this disease. Live with it.
- OMG! A person with humpfilia is humping me! What should I do?
- Just stay there dude. Flow with it.
*hump* *hump *hump*
- Just stay there dude. Flow with it.
*hump* *hump *hump*
by Holy Crap Z e r o August 22, 2009
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