humom 

human mother to an animal

I have become Fido's humom after adopting him from the shelter.

humom by definemasterwords December 14, 2016

hummalexia 

the only word you can say is.....humma humma.

norman: humma humma!!!!
emma/shirley: wtf are you saying
sasuke: he has hummalexia, stfu

hummalexia by deez n-nuts April 7, 2021

Berkeley hummer 

A person, often of elitist persuasion, often women, who maximizes the duration of words while minimizing the duration of spaces between words because: (a) the person wishes to prevent interruption during speech, and/or (b) the person requires more time to create connecting sentences due to the influence of mind-altering chemicals, such as marijuana.

Related to: ummer

While narrating classic literature for a public radio program, a Berkeley hummer from The New York Times took five minutes to read the opening line of Moby Dick, in the morning.

Berkeley hummer by Slave33 August 28, 2013

Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky 

Quoted from youtuber Captainsparklez also known as Jordan Maron. This quote suggested that as sharks have to keep swimming as to not sink, hummingbirds can't stop flying because they can't land. Of course, hummingbirds can land and Jardon was wrong.

"It just flies forever, it's stuck there like the Sharks of the Sky because most sharks can't stop swimming either. That's probably the first time anyone's ever said that Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky, and I'm going to own up to that."

- Jordan Maron (Captainsparklez) on August 6, 2017 in the video titled "An Expensive Mistake" at 8:45

Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky by The Amazing Fish June 29, 2018

Humming John 

A senile man who hums random nonsense sounds for no apparent reason.

1) Is that guy drunk? No he is just a Humming John.
2) What is that awful noise coming those garbage cans... oh wait its just a homeless Humming John.

Humming John by Suburban Policy October 16, 2012

Uncle Hummer 

When a person wraps a pair of balls in tin foil, puts them in their mouth and hums the Star Spangle Banner.

She gave me an Uncle Hummer last night while we watched the fireworks.

Uncle Hummer by MidniteMae September 25, 2023

Super Humman 

A professional stuntman and wrestler who many regard as “the second coming of Jesus Christ”. Through entirely real and emotionally raw stunts, Super Humman pays for the sins of mankind. Super Humman’s pain gives us strength, as he loves us all. He is the son of god. He is also a genius, and a warrior poet.

Super Humman is the second coming of Jesus Christ our saviour. On judgement day, Super Humman will be there to pay for the sins of humanity by jumping shirtless from a plank and landing onto a lunchroom microwave.

Super Humman by thanksyourwelcome October 30, 2019