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Humam
Humam is a species of rat that likes living in bushes and dark corners. It's a product of incest. When a humama and a Hupapa meet and smach, a humam will pop out of the humama in 9 months. The humams use ståndbyxor to try to impress and trick females into thinking that his micropenis is bigger then it is. Avrage size is about 3cm and 1,5 in thickness. Some males may even have a penis pointing inwards, called inverted penis. The humams diet consists of humus and goat milk. It's natural enemies are Victorosauros and Gaithorexus. The humam only lives for about 20 years because of it's deasises and natural enemies. The speices is almost completly wipped out cause of their bad attributes and lack of adaptebility. The only living one is located in Sweden.
"Man you are looking like a rat"
"Still better then looking like a humam"
"Aw man my dick is so small, it's only 4cm"
"No bro, see it from the bright side. It's still better then humams"
"Still better then looking like a humam"
"Aw man my dick is so small, it's only 4cm"
"No bro, see it from the bright side. It's still better then humams"
Humam by BigMamaInThaHouse April 13, 2022
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Humam
Absolute prick that acts very fruity and doesn’t appreciate what has been given to him on life. He takes care of those close to him but you can never trust his word.
Humam by 84513doggyg August 4, 2021
Human soil
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Thuggizzle Against Human Trafficking
A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.
Thuggizzle Against Human Trafficking is a successful cause because it has proven that spreading awareness uncovers the perpetrators.
Thuggizzle Against Human Trafficking by urban savage March 28, 2019
Detroit Become Human
Friend: Hey @GothThespian on IG?
Yes?
Friend: Are you playing Detroit Become Human for the 3rd time just to get a different ending even though you watched it online?
Yes
Yes?
Friend: Are you playing Detroit Become Human for the 3rd time just to get a different ending even though you watched it online?
Yes
Detroit Become Human by GothThespian July 11, 2018
Human tube of toothpaste
When a person is ran over by a tank from the feet to the head, forcing the blood to explode out of the head like a tube of toothpaste.
Human tube of toothpaste by Randomdude3328 January 5, 2022
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