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Humam is a species of rat that likes living in bushes and dark corners. It's a product of incest. When a humama and a Hupapa meet and smach, a humam will pop out of the humama in 9 months. The humams use ståndbyxor to try to impress and trick females into thinking that his micropenis is bigger then it is. Avrage size is about 3cm and 1,5 in thickness. Some males may even have a penis pointing inwards, called inverted penis. The humams diet consists of humus and goat milk. It's natural enemies are Victorosauros and Gaithorexus. The humam only lives for about 20 years because of it's deasises and natural enemies. The speices is almost completly wipped out cause of their bad attributes and lack of adaptebility. The only living one is located in Sweden.
"Man you are looking like a rat"
"Still better then looking like a humam"

"Aw man my dick is so small, it's only 4cm"
"No bro, see it from the bright side. It's still better then humams"
Humam by BigMamaInThaHouse April 13, 2022
Absolute prick that acts very fruity and doesn’t appreciate what has been given to him on life. He takes care of those close to him but you can never trust his word.
That batty boy is doing a Humam.
That boy is as clean as Humam.
Humam by 84513doggyg August 4, 2021

Human soil

A fancy Italian man's term for poop
Can you exuse me William, I have to go to the lavatory to make some human soil
Human soil by Cosmic7600 May 26, 2018

Thuggizzle Against Human Trafficking 

A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.
Thuggizzle Against Human Trafficking is a successful cause because it has proven that spreading awareness uncovers the perpetrators.

Detroit Become Human 

A game that I waited 4 1/2 fucking years to come out. But it was worth it.
Friend: Hey @GothThespian on IG?

Yes?

Friend: Are you playing Detroit Become Human for the 3rd time just to get a different ending even though you watched it online?

Yes

Human tube of toothpaste 

When a person is ran over by a tank from the feet to the head, forcing the blood to explode out of the head like a tube of toothpaste.
I can wait to watch Al-farquad be turned into a human tube of toothpaste
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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