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by Johnny Simps April 25, 2022

Hammy Pants

Hammy pants: an outfit that makes you look fat (like a pig).

Girlfriend, those skinny jeans look more like hammy pants on your big butt.

Her: Do these make my butt look big?
Him: If you wanted hammy pants then yes!

Look at Kim Kardashian, she looks so fat in those hammy pants.

by ihavenoideawhati'mdoing April 16, 2016

Hammy Pants

1)The end result of a catastrophic fit of laughter, surprise, or rage; 2) a figurative idiomatic euphemism insinuating a radical and prodigious defecation in one's polyester, or otherwise fashion-deficient, undergarments; 3)The shitting of oneself in response to hilarity or indignation of hyperbolic proportions; 4) an often inappropriate response to overly offensive and morbid humor an individual finds morally reprehensible yet uncontrollably humorous causing inadvertent loss of bowel control in the form, shape, or smell of a Honey Baked Ham; 5) an irregular deucing in response to overwhelming emotion; 6) the reaction one would have after finding an unwanted demon, fire-baby or she-beast under one’s bed; 7) tossing a fat one out the back gate; 8) Painful yet humorous ass-delivery; 9) the result of being told by a Lowe's Customer Service Agent to take you and your son across the parkinglot to get a jump with the brand new Cobalt jumper-cables you just bought at said Lowe's.

Dude, don't jump out of the closet with a machete. You gave me hammy pants.

That bastard at Lowe's Really gave me the hammy Pants when he told me to walk across the street for a jump.

The ghost of a puppy fetus really made me ham my pants. <--example of morally reprehensible humor.

Taking my husband around town after his sugery like a scene out of "Weekend at Bernie's" seriously gave me a case of hammy pants.

by silverback487 November 22, 2011

Humpy the teenage pig

This refers to a promiscuous, nondescerning teenager.

Humpy the teenage pig had trysts with the entire neighborhood.

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

pull a hammy

v. To strain your hamstring muscle.

I was running 400s in the cold when sure enough, on the fifth lap I pull a hammy.

by torngc June 11, 2020

Pulled Hammy

Noun:
When a slender girl use to have a nice big butt or big ham, but loses it after pregnancy. Her ham was pulled.

Aye check out that girl! Remember her? Shorty had a big ol' butt. After she had a kid she got stuck with that pulled hammy.

by Drocc May 22, 2010

Pulled a hammy

To run from gunfire.

The chopper came out and that nigga pulled a hammy.

by aChopperNsumDope January 3, 2010