hummy p
If you can cum without watching hummy p of a guy getting his balls stepped on by stiletto heels than your a maniac
hummy p by Johnny Simps April 25, 2022
Get the hummy p mug.
Hammy Pants
Girlfriend, those skinny jeans look more like hammy pants on your big butt.
Her: Do these make my butt look big?
Him: If you wanted hammy pants then yes!
Look at Kim Kardashian, she looks so fat in those hammy pants.
Her: Do these make my butt look big?
Him: If you wanted hammy pants then yes!
Look at Kim Kardashian, she looks so fat in those hammy pants.
Hammy Pants by ihavenoideawhati'mdoing April 16, 2016
Hammy Pants
1)The end result of a catastrophic fit of laughter, surprise, or rage; 2) a figurative idiomatic euphemism insinuating a radical and prodigious defecation in one's polyester, or otherwise fashion-deficient, undergarments; 3)The shitting of oneself in response to hilarity or indignation of hyperbolic proportions; 4) an often inappropriate response to overly offensive and morbid humor an individual finds morally reprehensible yet uncontrollably humorous causing inadvertent loss of bowel control in the form, shape, or smell of a Honey Baked Ham; 5) an irregular deucing in response to overwhelming emotion; 6) the reaction one would have after finding an unwanted demon, fire-baby or she-beast under one’s bed; 7) tossing a fat one out the back gate; 8) Painful yet humorous ass-delivery; 9) the result of being told by a Lowe's Customer Service Agent to take you and your son across the parkinglot to get a jump with the brand new Cobalt jumper-cables you just bought at said Lowe's.
Dude, don't jump out of the closet with a machete. You gave me hammy pants.
That bastard at Lowe's Really gave me the hammy Pants when he told me to walk across the street for a jump.
The ghost of a puppy fetus really made me ham my pants. <--example of morally reprehensible humor.
Taking my husband around town after his sugery like a scene out of "Weekend at Bernie's" seriously gave me a case of hammy pants.
That bastard at Lowe's Really gave me the hammy Pants when he told me to walk across the street for a jump.
The ghost of a puppy fetus really made me ham my pants. <--example of morally reprehensible humor.
Taking my husband around town after his sugery like a scene out of "Weekend at Bernie's" seriously gave me a case of hammy pants.
Hammy Pants by silverback487 November 22, 2011
Humpy the teenage pig
This refers to a promiscuous, nondescerning teenager.
Humpy the teenage pig by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
Pulled Hammy
Noun:
When a slender girl use to have a nice big butt or big ham, but loses it after pregnancy. Her ham was pulled.
When a slender girl use to have a nice big butt or big ham, but loses it after pregnancy. Her ham was pulled.
Aye check out that girl! Remember her? Shorty had a big ol' butt. After she had a kid she got stuck with that pulled hammy.
Pulled Hammy by Drocc May 22, 2010
Pulled a hammy
Pulled a hammy by aChopperNsumDope January 3, 2010