mommy candy

obviously middle-aged man who over-grooms himself in an effort to appeal to younger women, but whose age makes his appeal only work on women his age who think they're still 20 somethings, too.

"Did you see Chelsea's dad, rocking the Abercrombie? Total mommy candy."

by torngc September 08, 2009

pull a hammy

v. To strain your hamstring muscle.

I was running 400s in the cold when sure enough, on the fifth lap I pull a hammy.

by torngc June 12, 2020

Woke Olympics

A competition in which middle-classed, cisgender white women try to best bemoan the privilege and injustice of middle-classed, cisgender white men while talking past the actual troubles of people of color.

Did you hear Becky yelling at Chad over the environmental impact of driving a M3 two years newer than hers? She really won gold in the Woke Olympics for that one.

by torngc May 30, 2017

doobob

A physical object whose proper name the speaker can’t remember.

Go in the kitchen and fetch me that red doobob next to the thingamajig.

by torngc January 19, 2019