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Humanzoned 

When someone rejects you and says "I like you as a fellow human being".
"My crush Jo humanzoned me."
Humanzoned by Ennah March 20, 2021

humanpole 

Poles hold items like stop signs, yield signs, construction signs. A humanpole stands on the highway with things like stop signs, yield signs, construction signs. Humanpoles replace metal and wooden poles in construction areas. What makes them so special, is that drivers are more likely to respond to the sign held by a humanpole over a metal pole. The basic job of a humanpole is to impose the threat of killing a human as opposed to a metal pole. Humanpoles are a suicide trap and are generally seen smoking.
I was driving down the highway when we were reduced to one-lane, I almost killed this guy holding the merge sign standing on the road, it was a humanpole, so I had to slow down.
humanpole by jsharkey February 5, 2009

humannoyed 

A state in which you are extremely annoyed by other humans and their unseemly activities, despite being human yourself. Very aware and intelligent individuals who aren't "people persons" seem to be most prone to being humannoyed. This state is usually transient, otherwise it may signal some sort of antisocial personality disorder when very prolonged. Note this is usually a state of disdain, not aggression.
I don't go out on Black Friday," Jane said, "because if I do I will become intensely humannoyed by all of those grabby, greedy fools and their terrible spawn. I'm not a consummate misanthrope, but humans sure are a bane to this planet and my sanity sometimes.
humannoyed by zelums November 14, 2010

milky tears of human love 

My lad was so happy to meet her it cried the milky tears of human love

Human Love 

A term for pansexuality. Basically, When a person is open to a little lovin' from any gender.
Buddy: Hey, did John just go home with a dude?

Guy: Yeah, he's a real human love advocate.

Humanocentricity 

Similar to geocentricity ((earth-centered cosmos) referencing a human centred world view that relegates all other life forms to a secondary and much inferior position. This allows for a usury of non-humans sentient life without moral compunction.
Why don't you step on bugs, then?

Because I do not subscribe to the humanocentricity belief that only human life is sacred, actually.
Humanocentricity by plat0 June 29, 2010